tell the person you love them. then the next day just stop speaking to them. don't forget to delete them off your accounts like myspace and facebook. don't answer when they ask what is going on. from then on ignore them as if they never existed in your life.
2007-08-19 19:13:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, During desert storm, a wife sent a video to her husband with label the big game. After 20 minutes or so, the football game cuts out and there she is naked on the bed with two naked guys one doing her doggy style and the other getting a BJ from her. She had sperm coming out both ends and she looked into the camera and told her husband she wants a divorce. This is a true story and they used the story line in a movie. I actually saw the video tape during desert storm. She was smokin hot. Worst part of the whole thing - She didn't put the second half of the football game on the tape. Rumor has it that one of the guys came to the guys unit about one and a half weeks later, he was a new recruit and she did him while he was still getting ready to deploy. I'm not too sure about that part of it though.
2007-08-20 02:43:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm thinkin, takin them to an event of some type, local concert, football game, etc. and pay to make an announcement, over the p.a., then just tell em' why they suck, and point em' out to the crowd, be sure to mention things like, their herpies meds, or the brown stains you always find in her undies when you do the laundry.......i could go on and on.....
2007-08-20 02:17:14
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answered by Tapout 4
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Simply disappearing. No phone call, no email or text, and no appearance at any relative's home or usual spots. And then two weeks later sending a short email saying you changed your mind about the relationship, good-bye.
Had that happen to me.
2007-08-20 02:11:01
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answered by Jess 7
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Having them walk in on you in the middle of having sex with someone else...and then leaving them a message, telling them that the sex was worth way more than they ever did to you.
2007-08-20 02:12:10
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answered by Bri 3
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Text message, email. Or like my brother was dumped you spend a butt load of money on them to have them say "oh yeah..I want to break up"
2007-08-20 02:10:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Propose to them and have them happy if they accept. Then sleep with them and take back the ring and leave in the morning with a note that says, "Just kidding!!!"
2007-08-20 02:13:33
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answered by Mesfin I 2
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funny and true story, my friend was dating my ex girlfriend and she wanted to dump him face to face at school but he got sick and didn't show up. when he was at the doctor's office she called his home phone and left a message on his answering machine. talk about cold hard *****
2007-08-20 02:15:41
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answered by ILIKEWAFFLES 3
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Not telling them then showing up where they will be with someone else.
2007-08-20 02:10:43
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answered by Jacie 3
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Bringing your new mate to them and saying I meet (their name) and it's over!
*ouch*
2007-08-20 02:14:51
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answered by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5
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