2007-08-19 16:06:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can see it now...
(Open with Bigfoot in a cheap suit, smoking a cigarette)
Bigfoot: Welcome to another episode of "Strange creatures". Tonight, we are searching for the ever elusive Colonel Chiliman. A creature of great legend in this part of the world... The American Mid-West. MAny local folk claim to have seen, even taken video evidence.
(Cut to a blacked out/ Voice Distorted Elvis)
Elvis: Yeah man, I saw him. He was runnin' through the woods. Thought he was gonna grab my peanut-butter banana sanwich. It was spooky man...
(Cut back to Bigfoot)
Bigfoot: Another of our citizens claims to have actual video evidence of the Colonel.
(Cut to Nessy)
NEssy: Ach... Me and Brody here, we were on 'oliday in the states. We 'ere campin' by the loch, and we 'eard a russlin' in the bushes. I grabbed me camera, and started filmin'. That's when the beastie sprung from the shrubs. 'E was yeallin' somethin' fierce, demandin' we give him all our Taquito's.
(Show grainy clip of the Colonel jumping from the bushes, demanding Taquito's)
It was spooky.
(Cut to Bigfoot)
Bigfoot: Scientific researches at Mars university say that the thought of a creature such as the Colonel are complete exaggerations of fantasy.
But you must decide, Colonel Chiliman; legendary legend, or strange creature yet to be captured, cooked, and eaten with fava beans and a nice Chianti...
2007-08-19 18:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure about Elvis, but the rest are, and James Hetfield of Metallica is working at Taco Bell in the same alternate universe.
2007-08-19 16:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only to other people in the alternative universe. They know it for a fact because they visit here often. We are in the top 10 of vacation spots.
2007-08-19 16:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's being disputed among the great bigfoot thinkers. Most of them don't think I exsist, but there are a few who swear they've captured me in a cage several times. Obviously, they're lying, as i don't actually exist.
2016-05-17 12:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes of course because all life on their worlds depends on me .i have mind control powers to fight off the evil Bushes that plague their worlds and ours.even Bush is afraid of me and my Powers.The CIA and FBI on both universes hound me constantly.but i have control over them all. ha ha ha
Bigfoot creatures and the aliens or personal friends of mine.since we have 98 % Bigfoot DNA and 2 % alien DNA. in all humans.the aliens mated with the mighty Bigfoot .yes the rare almost hairless females long ago and we humans or the result of that breeding. they or our ancestors.so of course their my friends.Elvis is OK.a really nice guy.in that world and ours.and is still alive!! and Nessy is not nice nor friendly and pees in the lake.even when furnished a bathroom just for her.
2007-08-19 16:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL... I was hiking in the woods yesterday, when I crossed paths with Sasquatch. I immediately jumped up and pointed excitedly at him, and things got weird when he did the same thing, grabbed his friend Elvis' shoulder, and they both started taking pictures of ME.
2007-08-19 16:13:21 · answer #6 · answered by Cliff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are. They meet weekly at the IHOP to discuss the matter, and the others are getting tired of Nessy never picking up the check. Cheap-@ss Scots...
2007-08-19 17:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
But if alternate-me is as crafty as ... um, non-alternate-me ...
Then he's already got them all convinced that the photo of me stealing my neighbor's paper is nothing more the swamp gas reflecting the light from the planet Venus.
2007-08-20 17:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but in the alternate universe they are all the same creature.
2007-08-19 16:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by old beatnik 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly people, havent you all heard of the russian reversal? Of course they are trying to prove we exist!
2007-08-19 16:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋