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2007-08-19 15:58:50 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Had one too many Jack and Cokes and that is why he fell off the wall.

2007-08-19 17:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mav 6 · 1 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, but then it got torn down by Ronald Reagan in the 80s.

2007-08-19 16:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jack C. 5 · 2 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty, fell off the big wall.. Lol. Have a good evening. Ciao:}

2007-08-19 16:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and watched the ballgame for free.

2007-08-19 16:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by VIVIA 4 · 1 1

I fried humpty dumpty into a hard-boiled egg with my sheepish powers! But since this is in a time before people would use salt as seasoning, I spit humpty dumpty out at a nearby orphanage to scare the little kids for halloeween

2007-08-19 16:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 1 2

Had a great fall. All the king's horse and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

2007-08-19 16:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 0 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, and.......ten minutes later was being served as French toast!

2007-08-19 16:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ...
where he met the Princess Pilates Ball.
All the Kings Horses, and all the Kings Men
Never saw Humpty unhappy again!
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2007-08-19 16:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 1 1

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He climbed up there to watch a grand ball
All the kings maidens
And all the kings men
Frolicked and danced
Till quarter past ten

2007-08-19 16:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Lostlove 5 · 4 2

...and the sun was really hot that day. So HD started to burn up. He passed out and fell on the ground. And, since he was an egg, Humpty broke. By the time all the king's horses and all the king's men showed up he looked like an IHOP breakfast. There was nothing the king's horses and men could do to get him back to normal. So they decided to have some eggs benidict and tell everyone that they just couldn't put him back together again.
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2007-08-19 16:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1 1

What you want me to tell a yolk.
I been walking on egg shells all night
Humpty took a dumpty off the wall
and all the kings horsmen and men was under there
and when they got done with him
no'one could put him together again.

2007-08-19 16:08:02 · answer #11 · answered by ya-who 5 · 1 1

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