100 ways to get kicked out from a shop *writing an article* help me fill the list! ill choose a best anwer!?

Question

please make them funny, and if u have any links to sites, please post!

Answer 1

walk into a ritzy store all dirty and take a dozen things to the dressing room to try them on!

Answer 2

1.Show up to shop with the 60 Minutes team coming in with you !!!!!!!!!!
2. Putting a bag of M&M'S in layaway.
3. Hiding in a rack of clothes and when someone starts looking at the clothes say, "Pick me !! Pick me !!!!
4. Walking around the shop with your eyes darting here and there hummimg the theme to "Mission Impossible.
5. Looking into the security camera picking your nose and then wiping it on the lense.

Answer 3

I have a link:
http://www.getannoyed.com/discountsuperstore.htm

or two...
http://www.getannoyed.com/mall.htm

or three...
http://www.getannoyed.com/

Some originals from me:
Jump on the PA system and make an inaudible announcement, followed by "Immediately, or your car will be towed."

Set all of the alarms in the radio section to go off at the same time -- or different times. Doesn't matter.

Whenever a customer puts food in their cart, oink at them.

Take some tips from Tourette's Guy (R.I.P). Try searching youtube for him. They took his site down after he died this month.

Permanent marker in the clothing department.

Get into the child's seat of somebody elses shopping cart. (Remember, when you're there, you're in a vulnerable position that would be hard to defend yourself from).

When somebody asks you for help, say "yes, I'm looking for women's panties". When they begin to help you, point to a another (preferrably female) staff member and say, "actually, I would like her to help me."

Answer 4

Wander around,ask if "this"comes in plaid?
Sing along to the music,loudly,and with the wrong words.
Sneak some M&M`s into the mannequin`s hand.
Place fake dog poo here and there.
Blow your nose on the silk scarves.
Dance with unsuspecting customers.
Put some expensive stuff on the clearance racks.

Answer 5

How about in a furniture store hiding in the cupboards, or pretending to be sleeping in the beds?

Orr. Hiding in the clothes racks like a little kid (especially if you're old and look mature =]) and giggling.

Answer 6

Just go up to people and start asking them to try the clothes on that you have so you can see how you will look in it or ask people to stand in front of you so you can try it on cause the dressing rooms are all full...

Answer 7

1.take off ur clothes
2.run around yelling the shoes rae infected!!!!
3.do cartwheels
4.wear the new shoes to the bathroom and come out with toilet paper stuck on them!!!
5.make the toilet run over
6.put bras over the manicans clothes
7.throw underwear every were!!!
8.take a manicans head!!!
9.start singing do rae mi!
10.walk up to someone and fart!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Get up on one of those mannequin racks and stand still for as long as possible. When somebody, preferrably the manager or someone who works at the store, check your watch, stretch, and say, "This is boring. I don't get paid enough to do this." Then walk off.

Go into the changing room of a real nice store, and stay there for a while. After a while call out, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Answer 9

My dad does 25 except he doesn't realize it is wierd music and he does 52 but he doesn't get tired of it he sometimes does 65 thinking it is funny.

Answer 10

--just start moving things around and rearranging in front of the employees
--try on clothes out in the open.
--bargain and argue about the prices.
--take in your own coupons that you printed.
--try to pay for clothes with food stamps
--rip a longer slit in a dress and ask them if that looks better
--knock over a display

Answer 11

bring your own portable table and chair, set up by the register and hand out flyers promoting another shop.

put a sock on your hand and with your best vetriloquist act, start talking to people with it.

bring a microphone in and start singing the star bangled banner......