Help! my editor is waiting for me to deliver a book and the only thing i have written is a weird story (that actually happened to me) with a guy that happened to be the hero of my old book and i keep seeing him over and over and i am mortified bc he's the stupidest person I know.
i feel a made a real azz of myself and put myself in trouble bc i wrote about him that he's got a penis the size of a baby carrot but his biceps are like huge (coach of some stupid team). and now what ? it looks like the 2nd book is the sequel to the 1st one with the same character; it's kinda like black humor . this is so absurd and instead of writing i sit here and pretend i write the novel but i write answers. help!!!!!!! would you write the sequel and devil may care or would you be afraid to double the stunt and face the consequences of being beaten up by this huge guy? oh -- have i mention that he has a crush on me? he is too ridiculous and at the same time intimidating? idk what to do. help!!!
2007-08-19 09:47:01 · 4 answers · asked by sarah kay 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Double up. You cant make things worse, I mean really & your editor IS waiting 4 U. What are U waiting for. Plus it sounds kinda humorous.
2007-08-19 09:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by thathirdrail 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear. This is tricky. What happens with ur editor if u don't deliver? U've got to deliver something! I think u have to write the sequel, but can u not change his character in some way? Presumably the biceps aren't a problem. If he's that stupid, surely u can put him in ur next book in a better light. Give him a girlfriend (based on U?). Have him make her pregnant or something - it may be small but it functions OK. Hope this helps.
2007-08-19 10:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by SKCave 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ummm. Sorry about the predicament in which you find yourself, but I'm still trying to figure out the verity of "my editor is waiting for me to deliver a book".
I hope you are a better writer than this question would lead me to believe.
2007-08-19 09:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by RobinLu 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you need to let your feelings be known-hiding them lets you live your life in a fairy tale that turns into you being the tail.
why not get some help deep with all your heart=and a drop of advice in frienship turned to true love= first you get married and you dont need a condom and the rest of the things will fit into place instead of disgrace
"In marriage the bed is undefiled, but all the others will be judged." Hebrews 13
and some help from above
true love
spoken from heaven Revelation 1:1 chapter 1 verse 1 & 3:19&20 "I love you and ask you to turn to me from sin, even one past lie. Behold I stand at your heart door and knock, if you ask me in I will com in and be your friend and you mine." Jesus
so I prayed, "Im sorry for my sins, come into my heart and be my friend, thanks for loving me enough to die to forgive me, amen."
Now life is grand
Have a nice day and remember there is a way-prayin for you in that way
2007-08-19 12:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋