Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
2007-08-19 09:20:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
very good, a star for you *
2007-08-19 11:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent choice for your last joke reference
the multi-millionaire- down to a millionaire.
2007-08-19 12:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by RudiA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A father and his young son are walking down the street.
The son asks, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father looks down at his son and answers, "Son, I don't know, I'm still paying."
2007-08-19 13:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Paul A 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good , I think I will use them my self. Maybe there should be a Joke category in this forum.
2007-08-19 09:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Edit My Profile 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Son: Mom, Mom... why are we throwing the car off the cliff???
Mother: SHhh!!! Shut up or your dad will wake up!!!!!
2007-08-19 11:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is like a Funeral only you get to smell your own Flowers*...
2007-08-19 11:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by dca2003311@yahoo.com 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not Funny
2007-08-19 09:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by David D 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Another star coming at ya!
Yep, they were funny too!
2007-08-19 09:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so funny.What r u a sexist? do u have something against women? If so get help soon!!!!!
2007-08-19 09:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now you see why i'm putting if off.lol
2007-08-19 11:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋