...peeling back the layers of God's onion will make you cry for eternity...Repent, now, while you still can...and your date will not appreciate your scientific "onion" breath...
God commands you all hence to stop putting Mentos inside Dr. Pepper bottles, stop coming up with new and funky condom plastics, and...
Go to a "scientology" church if you must...but go to church...it's only once a week, and you can do your "science" homework during the incredibly long and boring sermon you've all heard many times before...God is taking Roll Call...don't be tardy...
2007-08-19 09:14:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
Tried that. It turned out to be a turnip instead of an onion, and it was all one layer. So we were hosed.
Try putting your ear to your girlfriend's bellybutton and see if you can hear the ocean. It is both relaxing and enlightening.
2007-08-19 17:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by aviophage 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan, I command thee to leave this man's brain and allow him to come back to the real world!
2007-08-19 16:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Troasa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your first name is superfluous.
2007-08-20 01:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by Frank N 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋