2007-08-19 09:03:42 · 13 answers · asked by brainlady 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Court ship in Hull martials nauti-collection of law breakers before a-stern judge who graduated from Keel. Guilty get lashes oar surf time in jail. Innocent get through port-whole bottle of it. (No bail you sea.) Heart strings repaired by tacking. Then tie the knot in wed-lock, if you get my drift. Rum state of affairs.
That's a boat all tiller-nother time. Here I bow out.
2007-08-19 11:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if a pirate were involved he'd weigh his anchor then try to ketch his hands on her scruvy deck and look to shiver his timbers. She'd tell him to walk his plank overboard and stow it in Davey Jones Locker. He'd reply, "Yo ho!" She'd grab him by the keel haul-lering, "A vast mate, he tried to get into by doubloons once. Halyard not even half the man he was! Eye patch you're knot even a reel pirate anyway." The pirate (or knot) would get angry and say, "Argggh you calling me a tattoo effeminate for yer tastes?!" To wench she'd barge, "If the sloop fits, shove off, you cutlass brig!"
2007-08-19 23:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by wow_bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That question is actually the first one I have seen under the category WORDPLAY that qualifies as wordplay. Almost everything else is just using this topic as a catchall for vocabulary building questions.
Not only was the question spot-on but some of the answers were really perfect too. Thanks.
2007-08-19 16:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What can I do about a courtship that tugs at my heart strings? That's a trick question. I have no heart.
2007-08-19 16:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Cluster B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could anchor problems here. Hulled her/his hand and unfurl your emotions, it'll sail ot moor a boat your ties that you do knot canoe already.
2007-08-19 22:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by I forget 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yacht Canoe do indeed. Don`t be too Stern, and if they Wave...Wave back. Sail get the message and you`ll Drift apart. I would Tanker for her time and she would probably Deck me !!!
2007-08-19 16:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by hbk13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consult the coracle and see what is in the stars before you find yourself up the creek without a paddle
2007-08-19 16:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sink or swim.
*Hey, Brainlady, you and MTK are really doing us in today! It takes me too long to think of stuff! THX, tho', it's fun...
2007-08-19 16:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by LK 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lobster but I never flounder.
2007-08-19 22:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by cgflann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm, I don't think this is worded correctly because I can't make sense of it.
I'm assuming it has something do with "courtship" as in dating....
2007-08-19 16:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by fireflyfangirl 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋