What will happen to George W. Bush when he leaves office?

Question

Bill Clinton is campaigning for finances to allieviate AIDS in Africa. Tony Blair is trying to reach a settlement in the middle-east; what on earth will Dubya do? Suggestions welcome.

Answer 1

He will live in isolation and shame, as the whole world will have abandoned him due to the disgrace and shame he wrought upon America and the world. The only memories of him will be of pain, and death. The world will try very hard to forget he ever existed.

Answer 2

Like all past presidents, he'll open up a library, go on the lecture curcuit, and write some books, and become even more fabulously wealthy. Sometimes I think people run for president not for the four or eight years of perks, but the benefits that come once you leave office. Even Nixon earned a lot of stature (and money!) after he left office.

Answer 3

Like any former President, he'll compile his paper testimonial to the legislation he passed and will have his Presidential Library built to archive the documents that define his administration. He will either remain in the public eye, performing humanitarian missions like his father and President Clinton did for the Tsunami and Hurricane relief efforts or like President Carter with his dedication to Habitat for Humanity or any number of notable past President charitable causes, or he'll quietly pass into the private sector, taking care of his financial interests and retiring to enjoy his daughters weddings and his future grandchildren. Regardless of what anyone else believes, The President of The United States of America has got to be the toughest job in the world and George W. Bush deserves our gratitude for service, just as all the Former Presidents do. Do not degrade the office because of partisan politics.

Answer 4

This president's library will contain the only book he ever read, The Pet Goat

Answer 5

Hopefully he will go get his head bent get laid with out all the pressure of performing like everyone else wants him to and then go on to enjoy his life children and grandchildren and continue with some of the humanitarian missions he was working on before becoming president of the united states. He might even get to go fishing with out everyone else congregating around and scaring off the fish.

Answer 6

he will become the 43rd ex president of the United States.

Answer 7

campaign for education of the liberal dumbing down of america..after cut and run, the ridiculous pelosi/reid regime tax and spend schemes. the non taxpaying territorial vote grant, 757gate, the harry reid all nighter, 36000 carded pork spending requests unrelated to the defense bill, etc, the need for a reality check for liberal voters is sorely obvious.

Answer 8

I'm betting that he'll opt for Paraguay since he already has land (100,000 acres) there and he couldn't be extradited. That's not to say he'd necessarily be welcome there, but when has lack of a 'Welcome' mat stopped Bush before?

Answer 9

I'm sure he will make more money than you ever will. He will lecture for handsome fees. He'll do charity work. He'll sit on boards. He'll do whatever he damm well pleases!
What he won't do is give a crap what you think. I'm not really sure what all the bush haters will do with their lives in 2009.
I almost feel a little pity for you....oh wait thats just gas.

Answer 10

probably the same thing as the other draft dodger ex-president, something that makes him look altruistic and benign.

Answer 11

I pray for indictment and trial for kidnapping and torture as well as starting an illegal war. Germany or Italy are fine with me. There wont be justice in Americas bought and paid for legal system.