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A Special Ring
A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.
"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday".
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. " You lied. There's no money in that account"
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
2007-08-19 07:38:59 · 45 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
funny, im just not gonna star it lol
2007-08-19 07:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
really pulled one over on the jeweler,bad check but had fun the whole weekend with that woman lol
2007-08-19 07:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so theres a irish man a chinese man and a english man they went in a hot air ballon across the world they went to england and the english guy said oh my beautiful england then they pass ireland the irish guy says oh my beautiful ireland then they pass china the chinese guy dropped a plate and said oh my beautiful china!
2007-08-19 09:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but to ask for a star, can get you in trouble here.
2007-08-19 07:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by sofar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-08-27 07:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by ƒtƒt54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you desrve a star,
thanx for the entertainment,smile is still on my face..:)
2007-08-27 06:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might try that myself ,clever 10/10
2007-08-27 01:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, and agree most of the men do it!
A star for u!
2007-08-19 07:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mirabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but really funny.
2007-08-19 07:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mike M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ,but no star
2007-08-19 08:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! It deserves a star.
2007-08-26 09:41:40 · answer #11 · answered by buffykim2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋