how can i become useless ?

Question

the above says it all..

Answer 1

THE ONLY WAY I KNOW THAT YOU CAN TOTALLY ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT.... IS BY DYING..........BEST WISHES............................

Answer 2

Sit on your butt with the computer and whine about useless stuff that you want.
Example:
"I want a pony!"
"I want a glow in the dark, full sized picture of Legalus from Lord of the Rings!"
"Paris is hot! Why did she get locked up!"

Why in the world do you want to be useless again?

Answer 3

Are you quite sure you're not useless already? If not, you have to work really hard to squash every impulse you have to be useful until it becomes an automatic reaction.

Answer 4

You could reside with your parents well into your fifties, contribute nothing to society in any tangible way, collect public assistance, refuse to work, let your girlfriend pick up the tab for everything, watch TV all day, and ask insipid questions on the internet. Why do you ask?

Answer 5

By having that attitude. But I would recommend that you don't. I am sure you have many talents so I would suggest that you please refine them and use them for meaningful purposes. We have enough useless people in the world today.

Answer 6

as the word says it, just dont do anything just sit in your couch eat, sleep, poop, and so on and so on...it's not the best thing u can do but if that's what u want...now if u ask how can u becocme useful just ask lol

Answer 7

lol sit in front of the tv eating bons bons all day :P

Answer 8

AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH useless in what capacity? Are you being to useful? :-D

Answer 9

Be a nerd and not play football

Answer 10

take lessons from me