How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
2007-08-19 05:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by jimmymae2000 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Oh, this was part of a Fuzzy comic strip:
How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
- They just whine about the burnt light bulb and get nothing done.
How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
- Nobody knows, they have declassified the data yet. (hehe)
2007-08-19 06:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It takes one Democrat to change a light bulb. Republican ALL get together and still can't figure it out. They are so lazy they just sit there and wait for day break. They never get the job done. How many People have to help you change a light bulb ?
2007-08-19 14:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jean f 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is the light bulb an energy-efficient LED?
2007-08-19 13:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by buzzfeedbrenny 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not as many as it does in the Mormon Church.
(This is what the Mormons joke about in the Mormon Church: "How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?" - like in chain of command. We have a Romney constituent aboard.)
2007-08-19 13:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dead ones ?
Hillary sold us out to China for a few pieces of silver.Why did Vince Foster Die?Why did Clinton give Black Caucus $400,000,000 to shut up about Ron Brown Death no autopsy?. What papers did Sandy Berger put down his pants ? Why
2007-08-19 13:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I dont know i think they will raise your taxes to pay for a contractor who is probably illegal to change the bulb
2007-08-19 13:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Who is Scooter Libby.
What did I win Chuck?
You have one a free get out of jail ticket from G Bush.
Really Chuck?
No, but you will get slammed by conse.
YES, are they going to bring the tar and feathers too?
No Walter, just lots of rant'n and such.
Darn Chuck
2007-08-19 13:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
The debates were controlled by a Clinton lackey.
2007-08-19 12:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas Paine 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jack Mehoffer!
2007-08-19 12:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
No I didn't and I'm not sure about the second question. Any of them electricians or handymans? If so then one of them can probably do it.
2007-08-19 13:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by Enterrador 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋