Who would win a "Fatal Five Way" fight between Terminator, Steven Seagal, Predator, Vader, and Michael Myers?

Question

Terminator, circa "Terminator 2".
Steven Seagal, circa "Above The Law".
Predator, circa "Predator".
Darth Vader, circa "Empire Strikes Back".
Michael Myers, circa "Halloween".

Fatal Five Way fight to the death. Each individual has full use of any powers, skills, and/or abilities that they may have.

Discuss.

Answer 1

Steven Seagal will die from the start. Although he was somewhat fit during Above the Law, this battle is out of his range.

Predator has a cloaking device, but since Terminator has dealt with Predators before, the Terminator has the overall advantage. Plus, Terminators are equipped with infared vision, seeing body heat, making the cloak useless. They'll probably engage in an epic fight for the ages.

Michael Myers and Darth Vader would be a strange battle. While Myers has limited Psychic abilities, Vader has the Force. Vader is also agile and has many years of lightsaber training. Although Myers isn't very mobile, he does have an un-natural recovery rate and super-human strength. Vader will have to rely heavily on the force to keep Myers at bay. But because of Vader's Lightsaber against Myer's 'butcher knife', Vader will slice the head of Myers and end it quickly. Myers is unfortunate to live in a world where limbs can be replaced with machinery. He's not coming back.

Predator and Terminator are really taking a lot of hits from each other. Predator traps Terminator in a net, and takes out his spear to finish the job. One stab of the spear, and the spear breaks! Just when Terminator grabs Predator by the dreadlocks and goes for the killing blow, Vader comes behind and slices Terminator from behind. Predator cloaks himself - he's not stupid.

Now it's Predator against Vader. Vader lacks the ability to detect the cloaked Predator. But once again, Vader has the upper hand by living in a futuristic world, so no weapon that Predator has can surprise him. Vader closes his eyes like Van Damme in the climax of Bloodsport, and focuses on the Force to guide his saber. It proves successful, since the force WILL pwn over any weapon that the Predator has. Vader stabs Predator in the chest and his saber gets stuck. But Predator has the final laugh. No Force in the WORLD can stop a self-destruct device. He self-destructs, taking Vader along with him.

Little did they know that the Sly Seagal was just faking his death. He gets up and wins by default. What a jerk!!

Answer 2

Obviously, it would be the Terminator; nothing anyone else did would harm him; everyone else would be pretty simple to kill; he would go after Vader or Predator first, then the other, Michael Myers & Segal would probably already be dead or maimed by the time the Terminator finished with the first of thest 2 (and with Steven, that's a definate).

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Answer 3

Terminator to take out Vader while Vader is choking the other. When recovered Predator takes out Myers and hangs him up to dry. Predator fancies his chances with Terminator but miscalculates and blows himself up. Meanwhile Steve has remembered his Chef Casey Ryback days and is busy in the kitchen preparing a trap A:(T2) with the hottest chilli in the world to melt T2 or B:(T1) with a projectile launcher made from kitchen utensils which launches 2 missiles. One to take out T1 and the other to disable that nuisance auxilliary power source. Winner, Steven Seagal.

Answer 4

I'd say Vader. He'd easily know when Predator and Terminator was approaching and utilize his ability to sense danger to tear apart Terminator and use his light saber to block Predator's plasma blasts before cutting him down. Even in stealth mode, the fact that Predator is there would give him away to Vader. Micheal Myers and Seagal would just fall under the category of statistic. Vader's power is natural where Michael's in unnatural it wouldn't take long to crush every bone in Michael's body into pulp. Seagal would try his crap psychology stuff and wind up sheered in half by Vader.

Answer 5

Micheal myers, and I'll tell you why. He is the only one who hasn't been killed off completely. No matter what is done to him, he always returns. Steven Seagal is still human and a gun shot to the chest would kill him. It didn't michael. The terminator just needs to be frozen with nitrogen again and he's done. The predator was killed by the "terminator", so that's done. Now, darth vadar was finally done in by a human emotion of love. That was done by his son and the love (at least for a short time) for his son. I am surprised you didn't ask about Jason from friday the 13th, except that michael and jason have already met, but then again so did jason and freddy.

Answer 6

Terminator hands down....Well I guess Darth Vader may put up a bit of a fight.

Michael Myers can't because he just carries a machete which could be taken away via "the force"...cut his head off and he's done.

Predator...he's mortal, plus he succumbs to defeat very easily when badly wounded.

Steven Segal...any of them could beat him.

Which leaves it to Vader and the Terminator. My money would be on the robot from the future.

Answer 7

I would say , the last men (Or thing) standing till then end, will be the terminator( got Good processing capability of the target's motion and direction and can track them easily) and the Predator (Coz he's a perfect hunter and has camoflauge and can stand out from every other than the terminator)

I would say , both T2 and PRedator can match each other, and hence i would be a tie,
Reasons :-- the predator has inbuilt weapons and T101 doesn't have them, instead has to find a weaponn and use it. But the T101 can dodge attacks from Predator and it is the king is hand to hand combat.

Answer 8

Gotta go with Myers. Can't ever seem to kill the guy. Segal would've gotten his *** dismembered thirty seconds into the fight. Terminator would just be confused, since his programming instructed him to protect John Conner, and Conner would be at ringside, not in danger. Vader would still be bugging out about finding his kid and turning him to the dark side. Predator would still be upset over losing to Alien a few years back, and with that kind of negativity, would not last long in a fight. Myers, just coming off a remake, would be strong and looking for blood. That's why I'm going with him.

Answer 9

The Predator without a doubt.
He can be invisable, clone himself to look like some one else and sneak attack without ever being seen.Not to mention he's an alien and if you watched the last Predator vs. Alien you would see near the end that there was more then one of them, but a whole colony which means they probably have there own world some where.

Answer 10

Darth Vader. Terminator couldn't contend with the force. The rest would be shredded. Especially Segal, haha.