Question for The Gentleman???

Question

I have finished polishing the valuables and sweeping the floor. What do wish for me to do now?

For Others: Please do not criticize me for wanting to do as my Master wishes. I am merely a servant who finds pleasure in her job :)

Answer 1

Very well done. The Gentleman shall not be needing of your services anymore. :-)x

For starting today, you shall sit by my side, as a wife. Let's pray nobody else claims to be as such.

.....but you still need to prepare my tea & coffee cake. Where is it?

Answer 2

a million. interior the organization of feminists, intercourse would desire to be noted as: a) Lovemaking (top) b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna city 2. you will desire to make like to a girl for the 1st time in basic terms once you have the two shared: a) Your perspectives approximately what you assume from a sexual dating b) Your blood-attempt consequences c) 5 tequila slammers (top) 3. You time your orgasm so as that: a) Your better half climaxes first b) You the two climax concurrently (top) c) you do not omit SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous intercourse on the kitchen floor is: a) healthful, innovative love-play b) not this variety of element your spouse/female pal could ever comply with c) not this variety of element your spouse/female pal want ever locate out approximately (top) 5. Spending the entire night cuddling a woman you have only had intercourse with is: a) the better area of the journey b) the 2nd better area of the journey (top) c) $one hundred extra 6. Your female pal says she's won 5 pounds in weight interior the final month. You tell her that it is: a) No concern of yours b) not a difficulty - she would be able to connect your wellness club c) A conservative estimate (top) 7. you think of at present's delicate, worrying guy is: a) A fantasy (top) b) An oxymoron c) A moron 8. Foreplay is to intercourse as: a) Appetizer is to entree b) Priming is to portray c) A queue is to an leisure park journey (top) 9. Which of right here are you maximum probable to finally finally end up asserting on the top of a dating? a) "i'm hoping we are able to nevertheless be acquaintances." b) "i'm not in top now. Please flow away a message after the tone...." c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. inhabitants: You." (top) 10. a woman who's uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) in all probability desires somewhat extra time in the previous she would be able to administration that variety of intimacy b) Is uptight and a waste of time c) don't have sat next to you on the bus interior the 1st place (top) this could be a great one yet then I in all probability bomb out on it any way

Answer 3

Ok, you can walk the dog, put out the cat, mop the kitchen floor, walk on the wet kitchen floor to make me my dinner, re-mop the kitchen floor, give me a foot massage, chop the firewood, rake the leaves, clean the gutters, wash the windows, replace the shingles on the roof, go down to the supermarket and buy my dinners for the next five weeks, give me a back rub, buy me my special "alone time" DVDs and leave me alone for twenty minutes, then come clean my messes, order the premium package on my cable satellite hookup, upgrade the transmission on my car, change the oil, clean inside my car, hang a scented tree ornament in my car, fix our electrical problems so that we don't get anymore bills, fine-tune the plumbing to stop that annoying leak, and then go to bed. Then you can do it all again tomorrow. =)

Answer 4

LMAO! You're so funny, girl.

I think The Gentleman would suggest for you to change your screen name to "The Gentleman Addict" or "The Gentleman Fanatic". If not, I'm sure he'll ask you to feed the dawgs.

He already divorced me this morning but remained good friends. That's why I know what he likes.

LOL..hehehehe.

Answer 5

Make up a duty schedule for yourself so we won't need to repeat this interaction. Don't forget to schedule yourself a little rest time ,-)

Answer 6

How about we sit down and have a snickers bar and a Dr. Pepper and talk about your wonderful day !!

Answer 7

get a bucket of warm weak mix of soapy water and clean all the walls in the house.

then decorate the ceiling's in every room - i.e. give it a new coat of paint.

clean the car.
clean all the external drains.
wash the windows, frames and cills.

Answer 8

lol @ your question.

No, I won't criticize you, I admire your total dedication seeing that I am quite the opposite.


*sigh* *could that be the reason for me not having a significant other in my life*

:P

Answer 9

listen here my girl, you have a sit down, put yer feet up, and l'll put the kettle on , as it wouldnt fit you, let me make yer a nice cup o' tea

Answer 10

Honey, Stop working for a moment, please sit with me and lets talk for sometime, look at your soft hands, they are dirty..

you dont have to cook dinner for tonight.... We will go to a restaurant and then watch a movie.....