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OMG
my cat just stuck his front paw in my coffee
& I said
SH!TTY ~SH!TTY~ SH!T
and knocked over the cup as I was tring to get him off the desk
I have a fresh new cup now
so I guess I'll thank Chester

2007-08-19 01:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 3 1

Make sure the coffee's hotter. He may put his tail in there once, but never again. Then you can drink your coffee as cool as you want.

2007-08-19 08:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1 1

you say thank you, cats are very smart and my cat kept stealing my suckers until i thought maybe she was trying to tell me something. I went to the dentist they found a problem deep in my jaw. So now i let them do what they want and i pay attention very close to what all my cats do

2007-08-19 08:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I would put him in another room and close the door until I finished my coffee. In another clean cup, of course.

2007-08-19 08:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1 1

Being gay in all, I would take the cat and pour the coffee all over it, after it cooled down of course, and then I would lick it off of its fur. Real slowly.. Making small semi-circles... MMmm, MMmm good.

2007-08-19 12:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by iknedcock 1 · 1 2

the only good cat is a flat cat

2007-08-19 10:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by Dj Downunder 4 · 1 0

start calling him cat-tail-coffee

2007-08-19 08:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

chop off his tail and use it to stir my coffee

2007-08-19 08:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 1 0

I would show him hundreds of pictures of tailless cats with a picture of his face taped over their faces.

2007-08-20 09:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

leave the coffee and drink the cat instead.

wow....

smooth...

2007-08-19 08:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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