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Can I pee in my plant's soil to increase its fertility ?
It would also save me from watering it ,what do you think?Is it healthy and hygienic?
Is it a win-win situation here?
And how regularly will I have to pee in there if my plant get addicted to it?

2007-08-18 19:36:41 · 10 answers · asked by Romanianlanguage 2 in Home & Garden Garden & Landscape

The plants I'm talking about are palm-trees

2007-08-18 19:42:54 · update #1

10 answers

That's not kinky unless you strip naked, hang by your feet from the top of the tree, and piss upside down. Good God - I'd hate to watch you fertilize!

2007-08-18 20:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by Martin 7 · 2 0

Most plants will not like it. Its ok if you water the urine in.

The uric acid and salts will make the soil hot. Bacterial action using the nitrogens (uric acis) will actually raise the temp of the soil. The roots could burn. The salt could also burn the roots (salt burn).

Best to pee on your compost pile. (Its what my Hort Proff taught.) It will speed up the decomposition , add nitrogen, and be broken down by the time you use it.

But hey, I pee here and there in the garden now and then. No real problem if you don't do it too much in one spot. Or, as long as the neighbors don't see you.

(not really very kinky.)

2007-08-18 19:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by bahbdorje 6 · 0 1

It would depend on the plants and your soil type. Urine is acidic and high in nitrogen. Acid loving plants with a high nitrogen requirement would benefit, but those with a alcaline loving nature, it could kill them. But it should be diluted at least 50% and yes its sterile providing there's no bladder/kidney infection. No plants don't get addicted, but may come to rely on the easy nitrogen sourse by develping smaller root systems.

2007-08-18 19:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 1 0

Haha.... Palm trees need 10s of litres of water. How much do you Pee a day? LOL

2007-08-18 20:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I want to get "kinky", urinating in plants wouldn't even cross my mind.

Am I not kinky enough? ;)

2007-08-18 19:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Duke 4 · 1 0

the salt in the pee will raise the PH level of the soil and end up killing the plants.

Jer

2007-08-18 19:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

haha it doesnt help...but you can keep doin it. maybe the plant will just stink and not die. but you never know. maybe this should be a science experiment! lemme know how it goes.

2007-08-18 19:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Citrus trees like lemon, orange and lime love acidic soil, so piss on them all you like!
Hydrangea flowers will turn blue if you piss on them.
If you prefer oink flowers then add ash from your fire place....true!

2007-08-18 19:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

what a lucky plant.

2007-08-18 19:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by jElic 3 · 1 0

Only if you're raising PEAS...

2007-08-18 19:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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