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If you were a superhero, how would you have kept that bridge in Minnesota from collapsing?

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2007-08-18 18:06:45 · 5 answers · asked by Schizo Clown 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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If I could be a Superhero, I would be "Deflicto Man" (The Retarded Superhero)! I would use strange super powers to save people. For example, If I was "Deflicto Man" and saw that bridge in Minnesota collapsing, I would have flew down to it and glued it back together with my "Super-Sticky Boogers"! Then "Deflicto Man" would've been on CNN and recognized as a Superhero! I probably would've got to meet the president. I bet he would've been careful about wich one of my hands he shook though. lol.

2007-08-19 04:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I AM a superhero, Boss Brat, defender of all b*tches! I don't do bridges, but that was really sad, like the mine collapsing in Utah and then killing 3 rescuers yesterday.

2007-08-18 18:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

well...about the bridge..i dont know how a superhero could have prevented human nature from happening...

2007-08-18 18:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I would use my secret time machine to stop time and then fix it with my supernatural abilities. All in the blink of an eye.

2007-08-18 18:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by Max 7 · 0 0

I would of done all I can to hold it up

2007-08-18 18:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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