2007-08-18 16:55:52 · 11 answers · asked by aeballin15 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
bedwetter
homosexual
mental illness
for starters
2007-08-18 17:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sarge1572 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to Canada. I hear it's nice this time of year - and when the war is over, some liberal president will give you amnesty and you can return and enjoy all of the benefits earned by those who served.
2007-08-18 17:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by LeAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a whole bag of brown sugar and then have your blood tested. You will be diagnosed as a diabetic and sent home.
2007-08-18 17:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They take just about anyone now. You'll have to come up with something really different to get out today.
2007-08-18 17:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot your foot off. You'll get out. Then move to France.
2007-08-18 17:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by John himself 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insanity, amputations.
2007-08-18 17:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mental illness and homosexuality.
2007-08-18 17:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is only one that really works.....don't enlist.
2007-08-18 17:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
illness
2007-08-18 17:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by just hanging around 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't. You suck it up and serve your contract. Are you kidding?
2007-08-18 17:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋