2007-08-18 16:24:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You were doing 95 MPH in a school zone,with one foot out the window. Your kids aren't in car seats, the tint on your windows are too dark. Most of all you didn't use your signal.
2007-08-18 16:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by Steven C 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, the problem IS, young 'un, that YOU are cruising through YA at too fast a speed and velocity, and the outcome of that is that YOU are missing out on things and not taking the time to see what you can see! So now, you slow down, check out the questions, see which ones you can answer honestly and cleanly (and with a G-rating, by the way!)... and who knows... you just might learn a thing or two AND help somene out too in the process. Now I'll just give you a mere warning, but I'll have my eye on you should I need to take things further!
Alright! How's that? That's gotta get a ten points!
2007-08-18 16:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well sir, I mean ma'am, you were driving on the other side of the road. And just by looking at you I can obviously see you are high and I can smell alcohol on your breath. And the fact that my Breathalyzer just overloaded itself testing your breath does not look promising to your case. I can also see that you have several kilos of pot in your backseat and the bulging garbage back also suggests that there may be a few dead people back there. Well, I am supposed to arrest you, but in your alcohol and drug induced state you would save the judge from giving you a death sentence because you will probably crash the car. Good day.
2007-08-18 16:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Tassos S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sped. I accompanied too heavily. I ran a quit sign. I enormously much hit a Chevy. I sped some extra. I did not yield at a crosswalk. I replaced lanes on the intersection. I replaced lanes devoid of signaling on an identical time as working a pink gentle and *rushing*! and that i've got unpaid parking tickets.
2016-12-30 18:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that I ended up saying "What seems to be the officer, problem?"
Not a very convincing sober act?
2007-08-18 16:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Psymon Illa 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, young man/girl, you seem to be driving very fast and I believe you are under the influence of alcohol. You know, that's illegal in this state and a felony. Do you think I could see your license and registration? And who is that in the car with you? She's cute. Do you think I could get her digits?
:O
2007-08-18 16:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Kagome Higurashi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were going 6 in a 45...
2007-08-18 16:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jack 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just thought I'd let you know that you needed a smile on your face, since i saw that you looked a little bit stressed, there. So anyways, just wanted to let you know that your head light is out, but i'm gonna let it go this time, take care, and drive carefully :)
2007-08-18 16:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Police Officer says,"One of your back tail lights are out and the speed limit is 45 you were going 50."
I say, "Oh sorry! I wasn't looking at my speed- o- meter regularly while driving and as for my tail light I didn't know that while driving; thanks for the notice."
2007-08-18 16:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you had anything to drink tonight son?
no officer.....
Well then,why were you doing 100 in a 50 zone,driving on the footpath throwing beer bottles at my highway cruiser?
did I do that???
Yes and you ran 7 red lights,failed to indicate on every corner and,,whats all this blood on the front of your veichle?
Ummmmmmmm
STOP ,,I said STOP,,oh s*hit,here we go....
All units all units........................................................
2007-08-18 16:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋