how to jump start a 747?
2007-08-18 14:44:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hook the wires to chuck norris's nipples.
2007-08-18 14:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok here's what you do, quietly so that you will not gain anyones attention, you do a poll and survey on the plane and see how many want to jump up and down in the plane, or you could ask if they would rather all get out and push and you try to pop the clutch.
Heres the hard part don't let the pilots in on it or you will have to wait a couple of hours for them to figure out where is the start switch and where is the darn Electrical Engineer to flick it.
Good luck and keep your voice low. Over and out.
2007-08-18 21:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Esoteric 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like a stick shift. Everyone get out and push until you build enough speed and then the pilot pops the clutch and it should kick right over. But you have to be quick enough to get back on the plane.
2007-08-18 21:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, its easy, just get everyone out of the plane, except the pilot and have everyone push until it starts. Used to do that with a harley that had electronic ignition.
2007-08-18 21:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just Call The Police or 911. Depends on how long they have MADE you stay on the plane with no a/c, food, etc.
2007-08-18 21:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by anngowdeybeck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the plane it had better pick its game up, otherwise you'll get the drunkest pilot you can find to man the controls.
2007-08-18 21:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Cliff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try connecting the muffler bearings to the alternator and then run the positive through your laptop and see if that works.
2007-08-18 21:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥jenni♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u shouldnt stay on there. i may not be the smartest person but im smart enough to kno that plane+electrical problems=trouble
2007-08-18 21:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just have everyone get out and push it then have the pilot pop the clutch, it'll start right up
2007-08-18 21:49:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like a car you have to get it in the air first.
2007-08-18 21:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by ya-who 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get off the plane nowwwwww lmao
2007-08-18 21:49:16 · answer #11 · answered by Pres 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋