life just handed me a big pile of sh!t. What am I supposed to make with that?
2007-08-18 13:32:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call Martha Stewart, she will know what to do with it. She can make anything out of s**t.
2007-08-18 13:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bag it and the next time life throws you **** again, throw that pile of old crap back at it!
And Xxon_23 says:
When life hands you lemons, ask "What else yer gott?" But you must say it in a pirate's snarl or it won't sound as good. :)
2007-08-18 15:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toyota Corolla
2007-08-18 13:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by blanderswake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sh!tanade?
2007-08-18 13:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by sunnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hand it out on Halloween as Tootsie Rolls.
2007-08-18 13:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
light it and put it on someones doorstep and then they'll step on it to put it out...
hehe jusssst kidding dont do that.
MAKE SH!TANADE! OF COURSE!
or you can use it as fertilizer and plant your own lemon tree and THEN life will give yo lemonds.
2007-08-18 13:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make fertilizer, sell it, buy lemons, make lemonade!
2007-08-18 13:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by djm749 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mail it in various little packages to George Bush under the title "Your Admirer"
And send it all in the same day mind you, or it won't work.
2007-08-18 13:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try this one on for size. Try going a whole week with out saying not one single negative statement, Do not criticize, do not demean, do not complain, do not belittle, do not whine, do not swear. Instead of saying something negative when you realize you are about to, try saying something positive, uplift, encourage, promote, forgive, love, tolerate, have patients, overlook the petty. This will do yourself and those around you a world of good.
2007-08-18 13:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Make compost, or fertilizer, for your future lemon tree...
2007-08-18 13:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋