How can I better control people?

Question

The mainstream media usually does just as I tell them, but there are some persky new-media types, along with some people who have the gall to think for themselves, who continue to talk about all the things I've said and done in the past. How can I stop this? Okay, I have committed fraud, theft, money-laundering, and perjury. Sure, I have obstructed justice and cheated in the futures market. I said there were WMD's and demanded action against Iraq. I have a foul mouth and a bad temper. I mock black people by trying to talk like them in their churches. BUT HOW CAN I STOP THE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, RIGHT-WING LIARS WHO OPPOSE ME?

Answer 1

Make certain that you continue to pander to every group that exists. Loudly announce that anyone who isn't PC is a complete turncoat and a traitor to their country. Continue to fool the fools who believe that you are for 'them' and not for big business. Continue to hide things that just might open some eyes and be detrimental to your campaign.

You are Bill's 'wife'. You know the ropes. :)

Answer 2

Hillary, if you want to control people better, you're half way there. You're already got the Liberals duped. You figured out that when touting a new government program, all you have to do to lure the clueless, hapless Liberal is to present the idea as being the fulfillment of social justice. Just say that it is a program of generosity. Libs eat this stuff up, blind to the fact that what is being put before them is pure Socialism.

Conservatives are a lot harder to fool, but we know you can do it. You've been plotting a bid for the White House for quite a while. Just keep pandering to every group. Be a chameleon. When you're in a black church, put on your best good 'ol souther girl accent, and it will make you more palatable to the Baptist crowd in Mississippi. When you're in Chicago, tell people how much you love the Cubs. Sure, most of what you say isn't the truth, but this is politics, not a Boy Scout meeting.

Keep making centrist comments to appear Conservative. Heck, Fidel Castro initially duped the U.S. into thinking he was pro America, before he announced his love of Communism and enslaved Cuba. If Castro was able to fool the U.S. government into thinking he was pro-West, you can certainly fool some corn-fed folks in Iowa! Just don't let the cameras hear you use the term "fly over states". That would be bad.

We know you can achieve the level of duplicity required to fool Conservatives into thinking you're something you're not. We've seen you in action. You go girl!

Just one word of advice. Don't try smiling so much. It's just not natural. Seeing you painfully contort your face into the semblance of a human smile just freaks us out.

Answer 3

You control people through Fear.

You lie and tell people there are all kinds of made up threats and you will protect them. Then you get the media to spread this propaganda through coersion, pay offs, and/or threats and then alot of people will believe it.

So basically.

1. Make up a threat.

2. Make up some way you can save them

3. Get CNN FOX CBS ABC NBC To spread the lie and you're set

Answer 4

What's so funny about this question is the responses?

somebody said "you're not Hillary"

and somebody else said "is this a joke"

This is how George Bush got elected.!!!

LOL.............darn I hope I dont have to keep walking and looking over my shoulder or wondering, who is driving along side of me!!!!!.........you people worry me.

Answer 5

It's time to get off the computer Johnny. This is your mother talking. Quit fooling around and go do your homework.


...Sorry about the question folks. I guess he hasn't had enough beatings today.

Answer 6

You'll have to leave America and go somewhere that you can torture fear into people.

It's hard to control people with freedoms. It's a simple truth. When people are allowed to think for themselves, they will do so.

Answer 7

You are Hillary-*ss, Hilda Beast!

Thanks for the laugh. Don't worry, I'm not voting for you, and hopefully others won't, either.

Answer 8

Here, the bush administration wrote a manual on how to do that:

http://www.aclu.org/pdfs/freespeech/presidential_advance_manual.pdf

Answer 9

OKAY HILLARY FIRST THINGS FIRST; YOU MUST TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LESBIAN LOVERS. ALSO ABOUT YOU WANTING TO GET RID OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. YOU WANT ABORTION ON DEMAND SO YOU CAN WIPE OUT THE AMERICAN RACE. TELL THE BLACKS WHAT WAS REALLY BE HIDE ABORTIONS, HOW ABORTIONS WERE TO WIPE OUT THE BLACK RACE. HOW YOU WANT TO WIPE OUT THE AMERICAN RACE OF ALL COLORS, AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. YOUR NOT GOING TO TELL THE PEOPLE, ARE YOU HILLARY? OF COURSE NOT IF YOU DID YOU WOULD NOT BE VOTED IN TO OFFICE.

Answer 10

Don't worry, God will stop them for you. I hate to inform you, but God has discarded the color of blood in favor of the color of the sky. This is based on the lies, deceipt and hypocrisy in the "Red" party. Their leader is known as The Great Divider and The Great Deciever.