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Sheesh!
Those water softener salespeople are PUSHY!

2007-08-18 11:49:52 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

That would probably be my uncle. He's been hoarding his medication instead of taking it and he got out of the basement again. I told those damn kids they need to make sure those chains are tight. TIGHT!! But do they listen? No, of course not. If you see him again, just let me know and I'll come pick him up. Mea Culpa, my little bunny friend. Mea Culpa.

2007-08-18 15:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, STOP peeing on the floor and spewing chunky pea soup at him!!! I imagine the twisting of your head kinda threw him for a loop as well.

2007-08-18 15:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

When you look like Cuddles from Happy Tree Friends, you need all the help you can get.

2007-08-18 11:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 0 0

Because you appear to be the anti-bunny. Repent now or be doomed to an afterlife full of hell fire and no sex!

2007-08-18 11:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! Sprinkle him with Mountain Dew and he'll run away.

2007-08-18 11:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 0 0

tell me about it! one guy followed me home to try to sell me one of those damn systems. he tried to tell me the water was bad at my house and that if i didnt get one satan would gobble me up in my sleep. i told him jesus christ saves. after he left i blessed my house because his water really sucked. i make no sense. sorry im drunk.

2007-08-18 11:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Ha Ha!

2007-08-18 11:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ipecac 3 · 0 0

washing off the sauce from the flying spaghetti monster perhaps?

2007-08-18 11:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jason W 3 · 2 0

You've been spending too much time over in R&S.. they are trying to Wisk-er-cise ya...

2007-08-18 11:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 0 0

You do know they get paid on a straight commission basis don't you.

2007-08-18 12:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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