Tell me your funniest restaurant experience?

Question

I went out with dad and our 20 something waitress was hitting on my 68 year old dad. She went beyond looking for a good tip.

Answer 1

I was that waitress!! lol

Answer 2

I was out with my family , we ordered some drinks , I was the first to drink and I got pretty sick afterwords , my sister got up and went to get something from the bathroom , unfortunately she went running into the men's bathroom and then I heard a few screams , my sister went right back , we paid the bills and left , the funny thing is that went she came right in they were just staring at her

Answer 3

I have worked in restaurants since I was 14. The list is long.

I have fun.. I don't make fun of people but guests just don't realize sometimes how funny they are.

I will have to think of the funniest stories and write a book.

Answer 4

"Nice" restaraunt- have a plate with a 'just-right' filet mignon steak, potatao, salad you know the plate I mean. Anyway I start to cut it up and the plate slides out from under -hitting the floor. I am sitting there with a red face and a knife & fork wondering what the heck just happened. I always order chicken now...

Answer 5

Stopped in a hotel dining room with six friends for supper on our way home from the Grand Canyon...the soup was awful, the meal very good. When I was paying for mine the gal taking money asked if everything was alright,,,I told her the dinner was great but, the soup not only looked like dish water, it tasted like it too...she said" Well, You can't win 'em all!"...

Answer 6

I went to a Chinese restaurant where they cook right in front of you...the chef kept flipping things onto our plates...and he flipped a shrimp...AND IT WENT RIGHT DOWN MY SHIRT...I could of died of embarrassment...but it was so funny.