..and all you were armed with was a grape, some wheat bread crusts, and one of those twist ties, how would you fight back?
2007-08-18 10:02:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Id squeeze the grape, squirting killer grape juice directly in his eye, id take the bread crusts, sprinkle some on his head so the killer dive bombing pigeons would attack his brain, pecking violently on his skull, while he was distracted with the pigeons id take the twist tie, tying his forefingers together so hed be helpless, as he struggled to get out of this mess, id run like hell screaming for back up, and dropping the remainder of the bread crumbs in my path so the cops or superheros could find the culprit and bring him to justice~
2007-08-18 10:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Fall to the ground and laugh my head off, while spitting grape and wheat bread crust from my mouth, and clutching the twist tie in front of me like a crucifix to ward him off between giggling-choking fits. Maybe then he'll just wonder away in puzzlement.
I'm sorry after catching some of his shows I just can't take this guy seriously. Yes he can do martial arts and kick butt, but his quiet nature is totally at odds with the situations they put him in.
He needs to do a few truly evil roles to put an edge on his good guy persona. Right now it's too Mayberry'ish.
2007-08-18 18:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by kris_1492 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick him in the crotch and while he's crying in pain squeeze grape juice into his eyes so he can't see. Take the twist tie and tie his wrist to the nearest parking meter.
Oh...and I guess I'll crumble the bread crust in his hair so everyone think he has dandruff...
2007-08-18 17:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would drop the grapes and ask him to pick them up. While on his 30th second of trying to bend over to get the grapes, I would take his walker and run.
If he finally upgraded to a rascal, I would put the twist tie across both of the battery terminals to short the battery.
2007-08-18 17:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would stick the grape on the twist tie,roll it in the bread crumbs and offer it for a peace offering.
2007-08-18 17:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have to fight. He'd take one look at those twist ties and skip off like the lead dancer in the Nutcracker.
2007-08-18 17:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by ~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Wouldn't happen in these Manitoba prairies. THE Chuck Norris isn't within a thousand miles of here.
2007-08-18 17:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is Chuck Norris we are talking about...I dont stand a chance.
2007-08-18 17:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Flaming Tresses aka Walkingbymoonlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd jam the grape down his throat to make him choke and then kick in as hard as i could in the crotch.
2007-08-18 17:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all violence is never d answer
Secondly it could happen 2 any 1.But it wouldnt b chuck nORRIS.
Thirdly i min if it ever happens you throw everthing on him,hence he will b distracted and u ZOOOOM OF
HAY U DIDNT MENTION D KIND OF WEAPON HE WAS ARMED WITH.
2007-08-18 17:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋