I am a zygote. I have dreamed of being an actor since I was conceived three days ago. I live on an uncharted island in Micronesia without plumbing or electricity. How can I be on the Disney channel? Are there any acting agents where I live that represent the unborn? Also, am I too old to start? I know that Miley Cyrus had invitro singing lessons immediately upon conception. I want this sooooooooo bad! I have been working at this since I was young. Can someone tell me a website? Thank you sooooooo much?
2007-08-18 08:01:33 · 7 answers · asked by Big R 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
OMG I just got my big break! A talent scout from John Robert Powers just crawled into my mother's womb and now I have an audition next week!
2007-08-18 09:42:41 · update #1
To theaterdoc. What satire? It's true!
2007-08-18 09:58:45 · update #2
The most important thing is your look. Take a gander at these pics to try and figure out if you have "the look."
http://www.advancedfertility.com/abnorm8c.htm
A little abnormality may not be a bad thing -- some casting directors like a bit of quirk -- but try to keep your mitosis as smooth as possible.
And if things aren't perfect... blame your mother. You'll be able to kick her soon enough.
2007-08-18 12:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Grae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its normal for kids to ask such questions. But some of the questions that I see adults ask on here is much, much worse. Do you venture outside of this section? This is Yahoo Answers, you know, its pretty freaky here.
I do not think that every kid should be shot down, though, for asking an acting question as you don't know their history and experience by just one question. Many of them are not even serious, just as with those adults who also ask silly questions on Yahoo Answers. Come on now, don't tell me you haven't seen them. You have the option of not answering them.
2007-08-21 00:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by bbrzt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Big R! Great satire! I does drive you mad to have the same idiotic questions asked every day over and over and over, doesn't it. Love it. Doc
2007-08-18 09:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Theatre Doc 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
snort coke and go on police chases...youll get into hollywood for sure.....bi-polar schizophrinic is a plus
2007-08-18 08:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Acting, I would recommend
http://www.hollywoodnorth.com
2007-08-19 15:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by jjackston 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...was this supposed to me funny?
2007-08-18 13:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by iloveboys 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-18 08:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋