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I figured since food stamps won't pay for toothpaste they might use it for that.

2007-08-18 07:55:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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It sounds like you were declined for food stamps and are angry as a result,how did you know it won,t pay for toothpaste?

2007-08-18 08:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The free cheese thing was instituted by the famous liberal president, Ronnie Ray Guns. It doesn't work wellas tooth paste though, sorry. The purpose of the free cheese program was a bail out of the dairy industry. Foodstamps were a bail out of the farming industry. Both would have gone under terribly without these programs.

2007-08-18 15:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by fangtaiyang 7 · 1 0

Considering that red state residents comprise 50% more "cheese" recipients than blue state residents, they may know the answer.

Public assistance or wefare by thousands

Northeast 21054
Midwest 26351
South 41805
West 25174

2007-08-18 14:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by Chi Guy 5 · 5 1

Shut your mouth, walk down to the local elementary school and get some education.

2007-08-18 15:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey G 5 · 1 0

Help me Gary there is something wrong with my brain.
-Sponge Bob Square Pants-

2007-08-18 15:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL ! Someone should write a welfare cookbook, featuring cheesy snacks to eat while you are sitting on your butt all day watching Oprah, waiting for the next "disability" check to come........so glad to see my tax dollars put to such good use.

damn democrats

2007-08-18 15:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hmmmm......Google Poorest counties
Top 100 are in Red states

Who's eat'n all that cheese

2007-08-18 15:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The biggest use for the cheese is to pay subsidies to fat cat Republicans.

2007-08-18 14:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by bigjohn B 7 · 1 2

oooo! I want some government cheese!

2007-08-18 15:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It aint easy bein' cheesey. This guy has too many holes in his Swiss.

2007-08-18 15:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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