i need something funny to get me through both today AND tomorrow in case you haven't heard, we're boycotting it. anyway, no long winded jokes. just something hilarious!!!
2007-08-18 07:11:45 · 6 answers · asked by jimmy j 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you have a morbid sense of humor?
Imagine the scene of an accidental death investigation involving a twenty-something male, a spider man costume, some aggessively-emptied silly string cans, and the pavement below a high-rise apartment building.
What's up? You're not rolling on the floor. Whatever. Let's see you do BETTER.
2007-08-18 07:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into at a 4-H tutor only watching final year because of the fact my barn is the host barn in our area. yet a woman with a dazzling chestnut had placed a stud chain on him the incorrect way or something alongside those strains and whilst her horse began to rear and swap out the girl only pulled top back. all and sundry is acquainted with the pony will win. The worst area is, whilst he flipped there replaced into something to interrupt his fall. The hood of a truck. Oh my god it replaced into between the scariest issues i've got ever considered and that i'm getting goosebumps only writing approximately it. you will desire to have heard a pin drop it is how ineffective silent it have been given after the sound of him hitting the truck. He have been given up later on and apparently replaced into IN using project! i'm sorry yet it is too worrying of an journey for my horse to flow with the aid of to be anticipated to compete later on.
2016-12-30 18:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by sievert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband" replies the lady. "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife. He takes the photo and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"
2007-08-18 07:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i happened to eat some peaches that day and spit out the pulp seed thingy into some empty peanut bags, which my unaware cousin who was feeling a bit peckish reached into and tried to nibble. i laughed my head off my face hurt from laughing, the expression on her face was priceless.
2007-08-18 07:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by naj.ss86 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I grow up, I'm going to chase you all around the park and make you scream like a little girl!
2007-08-18 07:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Buddie 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oooooooooooh! Let me sing you a song of butt-monkey cheese balls! They're hairy and tasty and so good for you!!!
2007-08-18 07:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by philyra2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋