2007-08-18 07:05:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Me trying to skate is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
2007-08-18 07:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking by Words and Wordplay and discoverd the ideas and syntax had formed into great Beasts.
One of them attacked me and said, ''Whats like a giant one eyed Camera?, I'm a 'Metaphor'. ''
''You're no 'Metaphor' I said in defense 'You're a 'Simile'.''
''Please try to not split hairs''he aimed at me.
I noticed a weakness in his prose and said ''I may split hairs but I don't split infinitives'' and then lashed out at his Cyclops 'i'
With this removed it made him 'smile' and, with all the aggression gone, unable to sustain the proper foundation on which arguments are based.
He collapsed and I was left standing among the rubble of badly worded thoughts and ideas.
2007-08-18 14:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one:
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;"
--William Shakespeare
2007-08-18 14:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's raining cats and dogs...
2007-08-18 14:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Van T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋