"I didn't know he was reported missing!". I know that I am tempted to say that but I am afraid that someone will kick my butt. :) I think it would be funny.
And before I get any rude comments about religion and whatnot, I grew up attending an Independent Fundamental Baptist church and school so don't be cramming your beliefs down MY throat. I've dealt with that enough while growing up. :)
2007-08-18 06:39:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I always use Forest Gump's answer - "I didn't know I was supposed to be lookin for him, sir." I love the look on their faces after that.
2007-08-19 02:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 05:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell them that I found him in the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels! Then I'd throw up on them!
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2007-08-18 07:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll like to cram this reply down your throat. I did not know there was an ALL POINTS BULLETIN out on him. Ask some of the hardcore criminals, they always seem to find him on the way to the gas chamber.
2007-08-18 06:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha I'm going to say that next time somebody asks me that. And I can relate to growing up in a religious school.
"Have you found Jesus yet?"
"No, but I did stay at a Holiday Express last night."
2007-08-18 06:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'll try that next time. That's the funniest I've ever heard!
2007-08-18 06:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will keep that in mind when a Jehovah's Witness comes a-knocking on my door.
2007-08-18 06:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Loves YOU!
2007-08-18 06:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mo 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I found him & returned him to sender
Only, the sender didn't leave any details. Figures.
2007-08-18 06:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about this answer?
No, but I DID find Waldo!
2007-08-18 06:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by Space Alien Frerp 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋