Possibly the silliest word game ever, try to come up with as many foods or dishes that sound lethal or painful but relate to an actual food such as Ceasar Salad would be Seizure Salad, Chicken Tetrazzini might be Chicken Tetrachloride. Other obvious ones would be Clamp Chowder, I've even accepted really far-fetched stupid ones like for Peking Duck someone once said Rodney King Duck which I did not condone but you know how people are. Just get crazy with it: Nuclear Submarine Sandwich, Welch Drill Bit, Chapped Beef on Toast, are all okay. Gefighting Fish might be pushing it... Nah, it's fine but don't just say "Veal" cause that's cheating. Now I have to go out for awhile, you kids play nice and I want to see lots of delicious and deadly answers when I come back. Thanks!
This might be good in P&S or cooking but I wanted to make sure wow_bill, meng-tzu & brainlady saw it (just to name a few of my brilliant colleagues... and I use that term loosely, but I won't tell you which term.)
2007-08-18 06:22:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Guiness: My friends and I have been doing this for years but I have to say Cremated Corn goes at the top of the list.
Snoopy: Good strategy! go to the well enough times, you're bound to come back with water eventually! Prime Broken Rib is definitely worth reprinting the menus! And I couldn't agree with you more about your "real" scary list. Enough to give you nightmares, that Spotted Dick. I'm not real fond of Jugged Hare, Prairie Oysters (if you don't know I won't tell you), Kilbasa Sauages and those Black-Eyed Peas need to quit talkin' smack! Take a tip from complimentary peanuts.
2007-08-18 08:59:22 · update #1
Bill, Bill, Bill, what are we gonna do with you...
I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little.
"My Nipple Upside Down Gack?"
"Chlamydia Chowder"
Oh Bill... I have one word for you... wow... and I mean that.
2007-08-18 15:01:49 · update #2
Well, I've never seen so many sumptuous asshole dishes, it must be asshole season but what this bullshit about you can't say Coq?! Anyway you all have enriched my life so much and you're all invited to the grand opening of my new restaurant.
Snoopy I: you have some true Killinary Classics there and I can't let you go home empty handed.
Look for your name in a question and the ten points are yours.
Guinness: You too get a new Queazynart food processor (it contuses, it bruises, it decapitates)
But we're fresh out so just look for your name on a specially marked question.
What can I say about the man who thought of Wavy Orange Arrows (Huevos Rancheros)
Terror-Me-Sue (Teramisu)
Just one question champ: Brownies? Pot Roast?
What happened? It doesn't matter because you're
THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER!!!!!! ON
MAKE ME PUKE!!!!!!! Screeeeeem!!! Omigod!!!! AAAAAAh (congratu—glp) EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Dah dadat dah daDah daDaaah
Dah dadat dah daDah daDaaah...
But we're going to leave the Q open...
2007-08-18 19:59:01 · update #3
OUTSTANDING EVERYONE!
Here are mine:
Chlamydia Chowder
Barf Stroganoff
Bleach Strangle-off
Grilled Sneeze Sandwich
Moatmeal with resins and barn sugar
Pickled Hair Rings
RAT-tatouille
Bilirubin Sandwich
Mad Cow Roni and Cheese
Bad Corn, Lead Us, and Toe-jammo Sandwich
Flied Green Tommy Toes
My Nipple Upside Down Gack
Egg Cuss Turd
Denver Wormlet
Belching W-Awfuls w/ Slobberries and Wiped Cream
Raw Veal Oily
Sponge-ghetti and Meat Bowels
Barbed-BQ Meat Loofa
Lassie-sagna
...and more
Fig Neutrons
Shish-ka-Bombs
My Nipple Pus-side Down Gack (new recipe)
Karate Cake
...still more
Toner Caserole
Jumbo-lye-a
Fresh Fruit Arm-bruise-ya
Escargoiter
Hush Puppies (...you have to muffle their yelping when you dip them in the hot oil)
Brownies
Pot Roast
Chicken and Toxic Dumplings
Steak ...Tar ...Tar
Bad Nana Daggeree
Burn Nana Cream Pie
Mint Chewlips
Mud Hellions of Beef
Baked Assholes
Asshole Crisp
French Asshole Pie
Choke Lad Pudding
Mauled Dwarf Salad
Ladyfingers
Terror-me-Sue
Wavy Orange Arrows
Cock Ow Vin
Garotte-Raisin Salad
Corned Beef and Carnage
That's all folks!
If you have to explain it - then I guess it's not funny, but...
Brownies (Ya know ...those little girls in uniform)
Pot Roast (The Alice B. Toklas variety)
Maybe I should have gone with -
Pothole Roast
2007-08-18 12:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, these are terrible.
With apologies:
Mar Grrr Rita
Meana Stoney Soup
Deviled Dregs
Potty Toe Salad
Spin-Ache and Break-One Quiche
Stake and Kidney Stone Pie
Wheezeburger
Prime Broken Rib
Pillory Cheese Stake
Flay A Fish
Turtle-teeny with Pest Sauce
Ripped Eye Steak
Pretzels with Mustard Gas
Shark Attack of Lamb
Punch Kin Pie
Eyes Scream
Leeches and Cream
Sore bay
Sleazecake
And a list of real food names that scare me
Just for fun:
Head Cheese
Bloody Mary
Blood Pudding
Bangers and Mash
Spotted Dick
Haggis
Cheese Whiz
Moo Goo Gai Pan
2007-08-18 07:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by snoopy l 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doh, you think you could have left some for the rest of us? very funny stuff.
pickled beats
pig knuckles sandwich
cremated corn
venomous stew [venison, a stretch],
ham'n cheese on lye
tumor fish salad
black'n blue bean soup
crampberry juice
Key slime pie
coughie or TB?
and
cole slaughter
I'll be back with more in a few...going to have a glass of pinot egregious, love that.
Hey Snoopy, those were good! I liked flay of fish.
bill, those belching waffles made me laugh out loud, and I don't do that often.
something just occurred to me...
french fried bunion rings.
2007-08-18 07:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by Guinness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For wine, Pinot Egregious
2007-08-18 07:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by CanProf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋