my grass in yard is a foot tall, 2 commodes stopped up, dishes in sink 3' high?

Question

should i attempt to fix these problems

or

should i continue drinking beer and answering questions like "am i pregnant", "which name Maryee or Cyndee", "could i be pregnant", for the next 12 hours.

my wife just cannot understand the importance and urgengy of my answering questions. i mean, when seahawksfan35 needs to know "Coke or Pepsi?", dammit, he expects me to be there for him.

i know my wife is tired of using the bathroom outside, but its too hot to fix anything right now and i will be too drunk later, and to top it off, the hardware store closed at 12.

i am getting some great support from most of the answerers, you are better to me than my own family. my wife and kids can take care of themselves, my yahoo family needs me now.

Answer 1

Fix one toilet. The rest can wait. After all, you are doing humanity a serivce here. These girls need your expert opinion.

Answer 2

Well, look at it this way...... the people behind all those questions you sit here answering, do not know you, and have absolutely no reason to care whether or not you get out there and mow your jungle, or sit in the house with human waste spilling over the sides of two toilet stools, and the dishes piling even higher in the sink as you get drunker and drunker.

Do YOU really care about the goofballs and their dopey questions like the ones you mention?

What in the end is going to bring you the most, and the longest lasting benefits in your very very short life? Figure that out, and you should get a pretty good clue what to start doing in the next few minutes LOL.

Answer 3

Sell your place to a redneck and then move into a trailer on a corner of the property; everyone will feel right at home. Or, mow the lawn...you might find a car or two in that jungle. Third option, drink beer, have pizzas delivered and eat 'em right outta the box (=no dish problems), pee outside and keep helping the Martians here. Keep rackin' up them points, man 'cuz I'm gainin' on ya! *smiles* And that sheep idea for the yard...on second thought, no.
P.S.: jasmine and joanne, you are real downers. we have a man on a mission here, he needs support, not scorn, abuse or blame...and no more suggestions about spending money, it's about how he spends his TIME that's important (pronounced 'im-PO-tent' on the South). Men are from Mars, most women are from Venus...so why do you two sound you're talking from Uranus?

Answer 4

Fix one Bog, Dungy, Loo, Jacks,John, Toilette, Toilet, whatever you call it. Clean one Plate ,cup and saucer, Knife Fork ,Spoon, Pot and Pan,.Throw all the rest in Garden. Continue drinking as much Beer as you can.Deny all Knowledge of Knowing any Pregnant Women, Plead the 5th Amendment or Habeas Corpus, I did not have Sex with that Woman. Borrow a Sheep or a Goat to eat the Lawn.

Answer 5

with football season coming up i would at least fix the toilet, the outdoors might be ok for the missus but you shouldnt have to be inconvienced by going outside and possibly missing a play or two...

Answer 6

I would fix the problems first if I were you. If you don't they'll only get worse.

The girls will fix on a name and either be pregnant or not (or soon will be) - how would we know those answers?

Answer 7

I'd give a beter anser but I am chukkling so hard I'm bowncing up and donn in my chare......It's hard to tipe. Thanx for the true humor.

Answer 8

If you have the cash, hire people to do the work for you.

Answer 9

drink beer and answer questions, what more is there to life.

Answer 10

Stupid indeed! Get off your butt and do something!