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A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the Log book and everything else checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then parks the car in the underground parking bay. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we and found that you are a millionairess so why borrow £5000 ?

2007-08-18 02:12:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Africa & Middle East Egypt

the blonde replies "where else in London could I park my car for 2 weeks for only £15.21 and it still be there when I get back!"

2007-08-18 02:15:30 · update #1

9 answers

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

2007-08-18 02:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 4 0

So this is the cause of the English Currency going down...such bankers manging the banks there!

2007-08-18 11:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by bakhan 4 · 1 0

Haaa... It's funny
I never come to Egypt section, but I just answered my contact's question that took me there.
It's nice to find this in EGYPT!!!!

2007-08-18 11:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by marhama 6 · 1 0

I reckon the blonde is not stupid enough if ofcourse it is a blonde joke, you know?

2007-08-18 09:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by theallian 2 · 1 0

LOL....I really don't know why they consider blondes idiots in america....anyway it's funny..

2007-08-18 09:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

ylhwyyyyy....heheh...nice ya faroha...

sister marhama_it's nice to have you here

2007-08-18 12:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha ha thats great lol

2007-08-18 09:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahahaha....................... loooooooooooooolz

i like it Farah!! :-D

2007-08-18 11:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by . 4 · 1 0

And this has WHAT to do with Egypt???

2007-08-18 09:27:00 · answer #9 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 0 6

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