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If you woke up at 5:00 am and a rooster was sitting on your dresser and crowing?

2007-08-17 19:36:18 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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2007-08-17 19:37:27 · update #1

50 answers

eat him

2007-08-17 19:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by Can't find my way home 7 · 1 1

I don't really know..but I do have a neighbor with a rooster that crows at 5 am..and he also has a tractor..I wonder why he's under the impression that he lives on a farm? He lives in the woods..lol

2007-08-17 19:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 1 1

Ummmmmm......I think I'd freak out a bit. Probably say the f-word kinda loud. grab the phone, and maybe run out of the room.

My heart is racing just thinking about this. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot. It's not like I didn't already have a bunch of things to worry about.

Invading roosters....that's a new one.

I need a drink.

2007-08-17 19:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jolly Weeble 3 · 1 1

I would feel sorry for the rooster I have a habit of hitting my alarm clock and if the rooster was there in place of my alarm clock it probably would get clocked.

2007-08-25 14:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Strawberry Kissez☻ 3 · 0 0

shoot it I used to have neighbors that let their chickes run free and when I worked night shift It was a nnoying as hell trying to get slepe with them under the house crowing I warned them twice politely and after that the chickens learned to stay away

2007-08-20 09:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wake my boyfriend up and tell him to do somethin' about the rooster on his dresser.

2007-08-17 19:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jaim<3 2 · 1 1

i'd strangle the bloody basta*rd and roll over and go back to sleep....... (hey, if i manage to turn off the alarm subconsciously while never awaking..... i'm sure choking the mess out of a rooster is certainly a possibility.....)

2007-08-17 19:48:38 · answer #7 · answered by sugarplumlulu™ ♥ 3 · 1 1

Have chicken for dinner that night! Takes care of the crowing, now doesn't it?!

2007-08-17 19:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1 1

Laugh, that dang guy is in the house again. Buy the way people don't eat roosters they taste like rubber bands unless you boil for 12 hours.

2007-08-17 19:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by BreasMom _ 2 · 3 3

what would you do if your son was at home,
cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor
cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him
is to sleep with a man for a
little bit of money and his daddy's gone,
somewhere smokin' rock now,
in and out of lock down,
I ain't got a job now,
so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what
I call life, mmm

2007-08-17 19:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. D 3 · 2 2

i would scream at it to stop and then i would put the rooster outside, and if im tired try to go back to sleep.

2007-08-17 19:40:46 · answer #11 · answered by Natalie 5 · 1 1

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