shes been mad at me since I bought her a dust pan and broom for her birthday. i also noticed that my life insurance went up $80,000. should i be sleeping in the shed with the dog?
2007-08-17 19:02:59 · 12 answers · asked by just hanging around 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Call the insurance company and tell them that you plan to commit suicide and make it appear like an accident or natural death and that you want a letter confirming that they will pay. They will quickly cancel the policy and it will be their decision; not your.
2007-08-17 22:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did a girlfriend get life insurance on you? wife yes, gf no.
You are a stupid if you do not know what to do.
2007-08-18 03:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dust pan and broom!?!
My God -- the woman must be a princess to you. Wow. What a demonstation of love and fidelity.
And you say your life insurance only increased by $80.000?
Geez. Imagine what she would have increased it to if you had only gotten her "Swiffers."
Gee... I can only say, "I wish you were mine."
:)
2007-08-18 02:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your life insurance went up? You should be sleeping with a gun and an eye open. just joking, but that was a horrible gift.
2007-08-18 02:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you had given me that for my birthday you'd have been eating cut up broom with milk on it rather than cereal. You weren't eating cereal by any chance were you?
2007-08-18 02:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by ophirhodji 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well let me first say that I think you are F.O.S. because nobody is that stupid..... and if by some chance you are maybe you deserve for her to do away with you..... hopefully you bought her a mop too..... she may need it for the clean up.........
2007-08-18 02:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥MiSSY♥♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're funny, never mind your 1.7 GPA. BTW, what did the dog answer? :)
2007-08-18 02:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*shakes her head* a dust pan and broom... *sigh*
I'm speechless...
2007-08-18 02:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Proud to be 59 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! I seriouly hope this was a joke question! I like your sense of humour.
2007-08-18 02:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by lippy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch the dog, he may eat you while you are sleeping! haha
2007-08-18 02:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by Discovery 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋