What happens when a Liberal doesn't pay his garbage bill?

Question

Do they stop delivering?

Answer 1

No he sues the garbage company, he calls in sick to work, then files unemployment, he joins "moveontosocialism.com", he dreams of being Timothy Sarandon and Shawna Penn, then he goes through your garbage and sues you for not shaing your earnings; he hires a trial lawyer on contingency and calls major network liberal talking heads to interview him.

Finally, he makes one-sided documentaries and the NY Times proclaim that he's a genius.

Answer 2

Well, how do you know it's a Liberal? Going through the garbage again?

Answer 3

I wish that the Democrats could stop payment on the Iraq War Garbage Bill your stupid Republican administration got us into.

Unfortunately, your Bush Administration has been and will keep on delivering more garbage.

That is very unfortunate.

Answer 4

well since cities charge a flat rate for all trash pick up they aren't hurting so bad...

it's when they start pro-rating garbage is when you got a problem..

the guy that has a lot of trash will be fined harder and consequently cuss his local government...

the guy that conservatively throws things away will find himself rewarded with a smaller bill.

Answer 5

They should stop delivering in my opinion. It does matter for anyone who does not pay bill.No matter who he or she is. It will count to Liberal,Conservative, non voters, Independence, liberalism, and etc.

Answer 6

You are so right; they stop delivering; just like the Republican Party.

Lies, scandals and other misconduct; the so-called "Moral Majority" has become the "Immoral Minority."

"Stay the Course" is synonymous for "Sitting Ducks."

Which reminds me; has anyone had drinks and went hunting with Dick "Shotgun" Cheney lately? I hear it's a real blast!

Answer 7

A Day in the Life of Joe Republican

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some liberal environmentalist fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”

Answer 8

the Conservative loses his job

Actually, I am a Liberal and I recycle half of my garbage...I even have a compost pile out back for organic matter...so, it would be months before it was a problem

Answer 9

The same thing that happens to a conservative or to a circus clown or to even.....god forbid....you!! They stop picking up your trash. I thought MOST conservatives were supposed to be smarter than that. Silly me!!

Answer 10

No, the conservatives will be more that happy to pick it up themselves