Did you ever wonder?

Question

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Apparently I have too much time onmt hands if I'm really wondering about these things! Star please if you enjoy!

Apparently I have too much time on my hands if I'm really wondering about these things! Star please if you enjoy!

Answer 1

really really nice ya faroha.......
i always say about pizza bas u forgot that's it's round in a square box and the slices are triangluler..hehehehhe.....
the light in the fridge coz tb3n at night u might woke up to have a snack or have a drink not to eat a frozen chicken..hehehhe
yes blind ppl can see in their dreams that's from God's mercy...i once saw a talented blind artist who drew things just from his dreams.....


you had me in the last question...hehehehhehe
u deserve 50 stars...

Answer 2

most of your Q's are simply answered yourself.Islam is not wanted by a large majority of the worlds population.It is an outmoded 'mysogonistic belief system just like most other major religions.Any system that condones publicly hanging 16yo rape victims has either a few questions to answer or to be completely rejected by any civilised human.You can't come back at me by saying judaism and christianity are just as bad because plainly they are not and I am neither of those. This isn't a psychology Q anyway......try the chip on the shoulder page

Answer 3

LOL I did the same pondering things but with different questions last month. Yours made me laugh too. Alhamdulillah

May ALLAH bless you. Inshaallah
~Assalamu Alaykuum

Answer 4

LOL, very funny 3al sobou7, i liked this one

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

its good that they have branches better than roots anyways !!!

Answer 5

اه اه وماله
جوزك نزل الصبح وسابك لينا
وطبعا انتي قلتي اصبح عليهم لما اشوف حيحصل ايه؟
يا ماما احنا مصرييييييييييييييييين
وحيات امي مصري
الاساله دي تساليها لواحد امريكاني طلياني انجليزي
مش مصري
دحنا الي دهنا الهوا دوكوا ونشرنا الغسيل علي السحاب
المهم لو عايزه تعرفي الاجابه لاسالتك هي طويله شويه وانا بعكسك معنديش وقت للاسف
انا حبقي اكتب الاجابات كلها في رساله وابعتهالك ايميل
بس دلوقتي حقولك شويه حاجات منها
1-طبعا محدش يقدر يعيط تحت الميه والسبب بسيط
لان تحت الميه الملتحمه بتكون في حاله شلل وقتي ومتادرش تقوم بوظيفتها بشكل كامل
2-بالنسبه للقتل
عادي ببساطه يرشح نفسه للرئاسه ويعمل فينا زي مبيتعمل دللوقتي كده يستحق القتل والشنق وال الخ الخ الخ
3-طبعا بالنسبه للفلوس
ده مجرد لعب بالالفاظ
لكن لو عايزه اجابه
جاوبي الاول علي السؤال ده
ليه الانسان عنده اعضاء وبيتحكم فيها
والنادي برده عنده اعضاء بس مبيتحكمش في ولا واحد فيهم؟
4-اما الاطفال
فسهل اوي
الطفل فعلا بينام بسرعه وبيصحي برده سرعه
والانسان البالغ ينام بالعفيه ويصحي بالعفيه"طبعا في شواذ كتير للقاعده دي
عارفه
فاكرتيني بالاتنين الاخوات الي طلعوا ناطحه سحاب واحد منهم مجنون
طلعوا شويه فوق عشان يتفرجوا علي المنظر ولما جم ينزلوا العاقل قال لاخوه يلا بينا ننزل قاله يا عم روح انت علي السلالام انا عندي طريقه اسرع بكتير
المهم العاقل نزل في 30 دقيقه ولما نزل لقي الناس كلهم ملمومين حوالين جثة اخوه
قالوله:نزل بالظبط من 29 دقيقه و 50 ثانيه
i think you already get the point"

Answer 6

cool stuff! didn't read em all, they're too long and I just woke up and I'm lazy :P
A star for u ;)

Answer 7

Ra2e3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I have really wondered is...............

What would have happened, if I have not joined such lovely friends like you.

Loving you soooooooooooooooo much.

Farah........... you are sooo SWEET !!!!!!!!! :-D

Answer 8

da eah el faraa3' elly e7na 3aysheen feeh dah :-b
actually from both sides, you to write it and we to read it :-D

but truely, it's amazing.............. i like it sooooooooooo much !!
you deserve many stars..........but sadly, one only is in my hand :-)

Answer 9

hey beautiful

hahaha your always making me feel better!! lol i love you!! god.. i think ive told you that i love you more then ive told anyone! lol

thanks beautiful!

Answer 10

:) thanks .

ok its ur turn answer this:

Why we have such nice sweet person like u in this group ?

my answer is : we are luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D