how else do you explain something so perfectly versatile?
2007-08-17 16:44:54 · 23 answers · asked by a mango 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, they are, and now that you've broadcasted their secret here, they will be coming for you. You better have plenty of KFC mashed potatoes and gravy to offer as a sacrifice to the Spork Gods.
2007-08-17 16:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well if that was their goal then they are failing horribly. Sporks, at least the one's I've encountered, are so flimsy they are useless. In fact I've often wondered if they were made by the same people who made stain removers, because the Taco Bell sporks are responsible for many stains, lol!
2007-08-17 16:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sporks are from Ork. Ask Mork.
2007-08-17 16:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Max 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And Ronald McDonald is the head of the Aliens
2007-08-17 16:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lefty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course not! Everyone knows you have to go at least as far as Tau Ceti before sentient beings can be found.
2007-08-17 16:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Munesous 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once a spork bit me on the tounge. then I snaped the spork in half.
2007-08-17 16:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Until an edge has a knife-like appendage to it, it is merely mutant
2007-08-17 16:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's a sporks?
2007-08-17 16:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by ZORRO 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That explains sooo much!!! Thank you for the info!! I know now not to use those!!
2007-08-17 16:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sporks to me are flimsy pieces of failure,
dont try to do 2 things if you cant do them both well, its better to do one thing well and let someone else do the other thing, you hear me SPORK?!
2007-08-17 16:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Papa Johnathan 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋