2007-08-17 11:38:43 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
talk about a conspiracy theory about your last fellow employees, you had to beat them all up, you only got fired because your boss was down sizing, and how people are after you, and you have to watch your back, and you know their is a camera that is in his plant , and you know that because the invisible man next to you told you so.
2007-08-17 16:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. Lose control of your bowels
2. Smoke
3. Never end the interview with a hug that is an excuse to put a Kick Me sign on the back of the interviewer
4. Swear
5. Come packing heat.
6. Bring along a friend
7. Lie
8. Cry
9. Wear a revealing bikini (tho, this depends on the job)
10. Exaggerate your abilities or qualifications
2007-08-17 11:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Show the interviewer your ankle monitor
List Britney Spears as a reference
Point out the spinach in the interviewer's teeth
Bring your mother to the interview for moral support
Tell the interviewer you can't remember an answer because of your big freakin' hangover
When asked to name a positive trait, don't say "Men really like my boobs" or "I can roll a joint with one hand."
2007-08-17 13:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by CantGetThereFromHere 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
These are among the few things folks shouldn't do during a job interview...
1. stumbling
2. nervous gestures
3. chewing gum or mints
4. dressing inappropriately
5. smoking
2007-08-17 11:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by slimdude142 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell the interviewer that he or she is handsome or pretty. That's way too much brown nosing for an interview, lol.
2007-08-17 11:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask the person out on a date the moment you walk in like this, "Hey how are you? WOW! You're incredibly hot, after the interview you wanna go grab a cup of coffee? It's on me!"
2007-08-17 11:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
List Yahoo Answers users as references.
2007-08-17 11:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lite up a doobie
Slam a 40
and
Offer the interviewer a line of cocaine.
2007-08-17 11:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Doobie Sister 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Call in sick to your other job with your interviewer's cell phone.
2007-08-17 14:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't answer any questions the interviewer ask.
2007-08-17 11:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋