I got this in an e-mail and it cracked me up!
Dogs Pet Peeves about Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me.. not funny.. not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway
4.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters?? Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, y
2007-08-17 11:28:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahahaha...that was awesome! Star for you!
2007-08-17 11:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Bailey and Maggie agree completely!!
-MM
2007-08-17 18:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I received that e-mail too,it's cute!
2007-08-17 18:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Redda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great....love the first one, my friend did that the other day.
2007-08-17 18:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by phoebe r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-17 18:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.
2007-08-17 18:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
G WHIZ!! how great
2007-08-17 23:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋