2007-08-17 11:22:01 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Never try to prepare the Human Cannonball's cannon while drunk ...
2007-08-18 08:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not attempt to mate with the elephants. They like a lot more foreplay - some peanuts, or hay... a nice candlelit restaurant and some good mood music...
2007-08-17 11:50:41 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not get on the flying trapeze and attempt make whoopie with the flying trapeze guy. He will try to throw you off on the other bar when you are done and there is "no net" to "protect" you either. They love flying without a net.
2007-08-17 11:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk behind the elephants.
Swear at the clowns.
Tell the woman sitting next to you that her dress looks exactly like the big tent (size and shape).
Tell your wife she should audition for bearded lady.
Volunteer to stand in for the lion tamer.
2007-08-17 11:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never under any circumstances wear clothing made from raw ground beef near the lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!
2007-08-17 13:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't step in elephant dung
don't wizz on the burning house cuz it's not real
don't buy any popcorn .. take it away from the kid sitting next to you for pulling your hair
don't throw your yard darts at the dizzy doll on the spinning wheel .. that guy practices along time to be able to do that with his knives.
OH .. and DON'T FORGET TO HAVE FUN!
2007-08-17 11:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bribe the security guard with doughnuts in exchange for free tickets
2007-08-17 11:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Attempt to walk the tightrope!
Thanks Shizz!!
2007-08-17 11:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't watch the elephants too closely...they go to the bathroom a lot...
Just thinking about it makes me want to hurl!
2007-08-17 11:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jen Ortiz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lion taming
2007-08-17 11:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by icu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋