Whats the worst thing you can say when talking your way out of a ticket?

Question

10 points to the funniest answer!

Answer 1

I'll give you a donut for every MPH you take off of my ticket...

Answer 2

I once asked a cop if he didn't have anything better to do than pick up drivers going eleven miles over the speed limit. And, why didn't he go catch some home robbers and child molesters instead? Well, he put the warning ticket, he had intended to write away, and pulled out a speeding ticket instead and gave me that.

Answer 3

I don't know about worst, but the two times I have been stopped I said I was pregnant and really had to pee and then burst into tears.

Stammering embarrassment and apologies from the cop both times. Haha.

Answer 4

my mom is a retired cop and long before they had all the electronic gizmo's to record your every breath;

i talked my way out of a ticket by telling the officer that i'd like his badge number because i was being harrassed and i was reporting him

Answer 5

Hey Pal,
why dont you go fight real crime.
Like yer wife prostituiting
or yer son humping dogs.
i got better things to do than stop for you
ok thank you.
bye bye now.

Answer 6

Sorry officer, I thougth I smelled bacon. I got hungry and was hurrying home to make myself some.

Answer 7

But Officer the donout shop is opening ....

OMG ofiicer you smell so sweet kinda like a mocha donout ...

Answer 8

if its a woman, "sorry sir"



or," i was rushing home cuz i forgot my lisence"

"if you dont give me that ticket, i wont tell your buddies down at the station that youve been stealing the extra doughnuts"


lol

Answer 9

Bad cop, no doughnut!
Hey, didn't I see you up on stage with the othe Village people last night?

Answer 10

I swear I didn't see the kid til after I hit him! Oh, uh... you just wanted me to know I was speeding? Oops...