#1. When I got my electric bill, I screamed at the top of my lungs 16 CANDLES MAKES A LOVELY GLOW
#2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire State Building: PLEASE, MISTER CUSTER. I DON'T WANNA GO! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, SOMEBODY HOLLERED ATTACK
#3. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin THE WARDEN THREW A PARTY AT THE COUNTY JAIL. THE JAILBIRDS JUMPED UP AND BEGIN TO WAIL
#4. (cough cough) If Kerry had been elected president, I would have ROLLed OUT THE BARREL! WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!
#5. The last time I saw a quality show on TV was THAT'LL BE THE DAY HEY HEY WHEN I DIE!
2007-08-17 11:11:28
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answer #1
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answered by Ladybug II 6
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1. When I got my electric bill , I screamed at the top of my lungs:" I cant believe all the travesty surrounding me!"
2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding: "I'm gonna shoot that monkey in the family tree."
3. We interrupt this program for a special bulletin: "It's the end of the world as we know it!"
4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have "run, run, run, run, run away."
5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was, "oh no, oh no, I should have realized, a long long time ago, a long time ago, a long time ago..."
2007-08-17 13:51:21
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answer #2
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answered by Bad Kitty! 7
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1. When I got my electric bill , I screamed at the top of my lungs: electricity so fine, look and dry your eyes.
2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding: "Badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog."
3. We interrrupt this program for a special bulletin: "Extra extra, read all about it, wanted, young and single and free, experienced in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee
4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have made me happy, happy, happy, oh flowers everywhere.
5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was last night; I didn't get to sleep at all.
2007-08-17 11:13:59
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answered by Anonymous
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1. When I got my electric bill , I screamed at the top of my lungs:rawr
2. What one pilot said to the other as they shot at King Kong, atop the Empire state Bulding:die u big fat monster
3. We interrrupt this program for a special bulletin:bush has died on a trip to iraq *does the happy dance*
4. (coughcough) If Kerry had been elected president , I would have not have to listen to the number of people who died serving our country
5. The last time I saw a quality show on tv was a few months ago on 20 20
2007-08-17 10:37:32
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answered by karina 2
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1. Sure, the mailman delivers *this*, but not my paycheck!
2. We've got to get him off here, after all, it's the *Empire* state building, and he's only a king!
3. However, I seem to have lost my post-it, so I guess we'll interupt you later!
4. Bought some gosh darn cough drops!
5. When it was turned off.
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2007-08-17 11:30:57
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answered by guagna 3
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