What do I tell her? She just doesn't get it... Which means I won't be getting it, either.. Boo hoo hoo! ;o(
2007-08-17 09:46:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
use the cigar as a subliminal message
2007-08-17 09:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just had to explain to a co-worker of mine who is twice my age what a "hummer" is. She was asking out loud how much a hummer costs, referring to the SUV. I felt obligated to tell her what the slang term means, & she was really embarrased. Anyhoo, I think you should just be upfront with your wife & tell that you want oral s-e-x. I'm sure you don't want your wife telling your mother-in-law that you said you really want a hummer.
2007-08-17 10:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Emily & her mommy love Da Bears! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor you...SHOW her what a hummer looks like. ACTUALLY A HUMMER IS A S.U.V Vehicle. Google it up..it is a Luxury S.U.V, your wife is SMART. Point out the Hummer, there are soo many varieties of S.U.V's now.
I think they are hideous...I see them all the time in my area. They are getting boring to look at. Spend money on a cool looking hybrid, a Harley/Chopper, Winnebago, Or better yet a down payment for a house.
2007-08-17 09:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
She needs guidance. Lay ur pimp hand down..... And thank her for the suv. Maybe she'll eventually understand and can give you a hummer, in your new hummer..
2007-08-18 00:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just show her what a hummer looks like. She will get it then.
2007-08-17 09:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by C007 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave a note somewhere:
"Gift Suggestion: Beej. No bow required."
2007-08-17 09:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! She did what you asked! You adult males should not be newlyweds for specific. purely a woman married extra advantageous than 2 years could make that mistake. had i published this, it would be deleted for specific...
2016-10-15 23:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by simpkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now explain it to her and have her give you one in your new hummer.
2007-08-17 09:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just sell it - and pay the hooker down the street for all the "hummers" you need ;);););)
2007-08-17 09:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Canuck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why wouldn't you just tell her to take her teeth out before she starts blowing you?
2007-08-17 09:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by T Leeves 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋