I need to put a few men and women down with some killer one liner's ....
2007-08-17 09:36:48 · 24 answers · asked by Fishermans Friend 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would have though that anyone who worked with you would be a friend and not just a collegue!
How about....
last in - first out!? that used to be your worry! LOL
Evening TM-TM!
2007-08-17 11:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've had more rides than Red Rum.
Your girl has had more men in her box than Old Trafford.
Your nose has more bumps than a roller coaster.
Is that your breath or has someone just had an enema?
If you were any thicker, you'd be a fuckin' wall.
You've got a face like a cats ar$e, you mong headed troglodyte ****.
When you were born an angel cried, your dad made a vow to never have kids again and the midwife smothered your mum so she wouldn't have to see the monstrosity that she'd given birth to.
You've got a face that would scare Charles Manson.
If you were any fatter you'd be a pork scratching.
Is that a face or roadkill?
Even your friends hate your company.
When God was giving out tit$ you were busy getting double helpings of ar$e.
2007-08-17 17:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by mkultra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's 2 burps shortt of Acid Reflux
He' one satellite dish short of a TV.
His logic is like a lawn full of weeds.
She's like a bowl of alphabet soup that spells nothing.
His/Her fashion sense is like mis-aligned wallpaper
He's a calendar with blank squares.
His clock is missing some numbers
She's all wax with no wick
He's got a teflon brain = nothing seems to stick
She's got bubbles in her think tank
He's not the weakest link, he's not even in the chain.
2007-08-17 16:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by Easy B Me II 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to wait until they actually say something nasty, then you can try to top their remarks. If you can´t think of anything to say then give them a peculiar look and keep quiet. You have no idea how this drives those type of people crazy. In any event you have to try to rise above this type of thing.
2007-08-17 16:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe or not the best put downs is just not saying anything. Just let them talk all the shitt they want. Just focus on your job and when you get a promotion that's when you throw it in their face.
2007-08-17 16:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you want to go there? Hostile put downs turn me off. Maybe you've been watching too much put down TV..
2007-08-17 16:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by DrB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First to my distinguished colleugues Id like to say..wait a minute none of you clowns are distinguished..Ok moving right along!
2007-08-17 16:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered giving that face back to the Gorilla?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
2007-08-17 16:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to soar with the birds, when you work with a bunch of turkeys!!!
2007-08-17 16:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you get any stupider, you're gonna have to wear a helmet.
If you get any slower, you'll be going in reverse.
Don't get fired..
2007-08-17 16:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋