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I am courious about orgasms and the best place where I can find one. I've tried WalMart and KMart and the closest place around was at the mini mart called, Come and Go but they just sold the last one. I was looking for the ecomomy packages of 3 or more, sometimes up to a 12-pack. Singles are also sold, but I like to keep a few extras incase of dyer need which I am in right now. Is there a Orgasm Rental store? Are they leased by the day or by the hour or, by the number of uses?

2007-08-17 09:14:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

What's wrong with THIS face, the Bad Cosby? you're just jealous

2007-08-17 09:23:48 · update #1

Thanx Jen, I didn't think about Orgasms "R" Us! I think they may be closed today. I'll call and find out.
Later that day: Shucks, no such luck-the Orgasms R Us Store is out of stock. That is the bad news, the good news is they are expecting a new shipment in any day now, so I left them my name and # to ensure that I am the first on the list to be contacted. I am really going to stock up because It's going to be a very long winter.

2007-08-17 09:33:47 · update #2

Wow, pretty momma dammit- if it can work for you, I'm sure it can work for me! I'm ready for that big 0!

2007-08-17 09:36:40 · update #3

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you have to call special 1-900 numbers to get one

2007-08-17 09:18:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hello B and B,
Have you tried bicycle riding? I've heard that it's more than just great exercises and a way to stay in shape? It that doesn't work for you, cycle on down to the Big O Store which is located next to Sear and Roebucks tool department. I hear they have a great selection in a variety of intensity and numbers you need. I haven't seen a rental store lately, I believe they went out of business some time ago. There were too many complaints on returned Orgasmic rentals and then they had trouble loaning used merchandise out to the next customer. Bummer, I know!

My best source has been eBay. you can find almost anything you want there from itty bitty titty mitties to one heck of a whoopla Orgasm. And, another place you might try is the Orgasm Organism Store. It's a new business that has just opened up for service and I hear that the first 100 customers get a free orgasm for every orgasm they buy. you can use cash or credit. you have many good suggestions from other answerer's and now you are free to explore your many options. Good luck to you on your next Orgasm and keep us posted on your many many many many many many --ditto- successes.

2007-08-17 10:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

It is located at the Femmart below the middle shelf and looks like a Circle G, Or at Himstore below the helmets, middle shelf. There is a pass code for play. Assistance may be required. You can't take a orgasm with you but there are a lot of free samples. Any man in the store would be happy to show you the key and help you with the incoding. It is best if you try your orgasms on in the fitting room. The clerk will give you a number of how many you can try on. Don't waste your time on just one. It usually takes several to find a good fit. Good luck, hope you like your new orgasms.

2007-08-17 09:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by a2z_alterego 4 · 4 0

As a guy, I'd say technically it's the same feeling but there are other factors that make sexual orgasms better. For one, just the emotional/physical "in the moment" experience of sex makes the climax feel much better than sitting home alone with your hand haha. And two, being inside a woman feels much better than your palm : )

2016-04-01 20:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

this is a secret so don't tell ANY ONE, but if you go to walmart and walk up to the customer care unit and cough 3 times, then giggle for exactly 5 seconds, no longer!! then click your heels together 3 times and ask for big o, thats his code name, you can buy 1 there, they keep this a secret for a reason! do exactly as instructed and you'll leave as a happy consumer!

2007-08-17 09:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ronni 6 · 2 0

Maybe you should try Orgasms-R-Us.. Im pretty sure they still sell them there. I dont think there's an orgasm rental store. I could be wrong. You may also try to find one in yourself. It always works for me but people are different.

2007-08-17 09:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Overstock.com has the Big O & everything is on sale on there. You know they have it all, excess stuff, old ones, new ones, used ones, refurbished ones, and more! They always have plenty, until they run out, but the name says it all & it even begins with the Big O!

2007-08-17 16:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Andy K 6 · 2 0

Let me know when you find some, I really need to get some myself. Good luck.

2007-08-17 15:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

go to your local music store, they start out with organs and
although expensive, you probably will want just one. Get
a good organist to train you and you'll be having multiple
organisms in no time.

2007-08-17 09:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm

above is the answer to all your orgasm questions...kmart and walmart won't do the trick honey, go to ur local sex store..get a vibrator..that'll help..Good Luck!

2007-08-17 09:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Fabe 6 · 3 0

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