2007-08-17 08:21:56 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get off my TAIL!
When can I eat that stupid hamster?
2007-08-17 08:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Wigglefarmer 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I say, old man, would you pour me a spot of tea with milk and honey and I'll have a muffin with butter and jam? I shall need my strength in the morn as I shall be attending the cricket contest just past Hillybrook Spring.
2007-08-17 08:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
" Why do you keep us inside all the time? Dont you know there are birds and bugs and lizards out there for us to hunt and bring back home to you. Did you see the birds hanging outside the bedroom window yesterday, just teasing us!"
2007-08-17 08:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are feeding me this awful dry food when I know that you have wet food in the pantry and chicken in the fridge? Or he probably would be demanding more attention (as if he does not get enough attention as it is).
2007-08-17 08:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat can talk. Last night I came home late and was locked out. I opened the letter box and looked through and there he was.
"Let me in." I said.
He replied "Me. How?"
2007-08-17 08:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This Grape-nuts cereal stuff works just as good as the kitty liter.
2007-08-17 08:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Numba 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kill rats that harass you, so u better feed me with nice food...
Bring a female cat for me...
2007-08-17 08:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by angate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw them doing the nasty next door. BECAUSe i sit + listen to them scream and watch them in the window out side their house.
2007-08-17 08:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
she would say that she loves me and all the toys i make for her and she wishes the dog would play with her and she would ask why the lizard doesnt talk to her and she would say thank you to me for adopting her and lastly she would declare that she is going to take over the world!!!
2007-08-17 08:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Miss Lux would say, "I love you, but you are too needy. Whats with all the foo-foo talk?"
2007-08-18 02:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get the lumps outa my kitty litter and put some more crunchies in my bowl!! Now!!
2007-08-17 08:25:06 · answer #11 · answered by SavvySue 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋