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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. About 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meat balls, two without send extra sauce!!!

2007-08-17 07:50:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

Just goes to show you never know what your going to get if ya cheat.....lol

2007-08-17 07:51:48 · update #1

15 answers

*LOL*
Very cute!
thanks for the laugh!

2007-08-17 08:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Sabre♥ 6 · 0 0

lol that was funny. I like that. If this is true that man will never cheat again in his life.. 3 boys and 2 girls He will need two more jobs to send extra sauce. you get a star

2007-08-17 15:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by gia00601 3 · 0 0

Awesome!

2007-08-17 14:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by sweet 2 · 0 0

Very cute! Like it

2007-08-17 14:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by MurphysGirl 4 · 0 0

That"s great! LOL

2007-08-17 14:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is funny

2007-08-17 14:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by ica_062301 1 · 0 0

that was good lol

2007-08-17 15:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by nikie_atkinson 4 · 0 0

LOL
That was a good one :)

2007-08-17 14:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Spring 5 · 0 0

very cute!

2007-08-17 15:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ missing a soldier in Iraq ♥ 4 · 0 0

lol

2007-08-17 15:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by BLI 5 · 0 0

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