What would the "Ten Commandments" Look like if Moses had to run them by Wal-Mart?

Answer 1

The pieces would be broken off the stone tablets and they would be sold for $1.50

Answer 2

Thou shalt exploit workers in underdeveloped countries in order to maximise on financial gain

Though shalt sell own-brand jaffa cakes at such a ridiculously low price that everyone gets addicted

Thou shalt replace the nice, healthy snack bar with a nasty McDonalds

Thou shalt make the greeter so friendly that its scary

Thou shalt not display magazines with semi-clad women on it

Thou shalt not run someone over whilst trolley-surfing

Answer 3

Wal-Mart would add in a piece about moving charter schools so as to benefit their employee's children. (I'm not joking.. they tried to do this here in Arkansas)

Answer 4

There would be yellow smiley faces on the plaques which would be mass produced by underpaid children in developing countries, and prominently feature tags claiming they are "Made in America!"

Answer 5

I have nothing against Wal-Mart but I'm glad it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille.

Answer 6

Its look like cheap made-in-China CRAP!

Obese Americans running towards cheap crap.

Yep.

Answer 7

would be made in china, If it was at LL Bean or in Starbucks it would be next to the Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on the Volvo's, but still made in china but packaged to impress those at the liberal coffe shops over soy latte's

Answer 8

Who owns the company? I guess they have the right to stock whatever they want. If you don't like it show your enthusiasm by not shopping there.

Answer 9

don't disturbed moses for your politics question. he may hate it

Answer 10

"Thou shalt not shop at K-Mart."
"Thou shalt not give us bad checks."
etc.........