"nice to meet you" is just so plain.
2007-08-17 06:37:51 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sand-y, thats funny, but i wouldnt touch him with your dik.
2007-08-17 06:46:52 · update #1
Hi I'm Shandy
Hi I'm So and So
Lift up your shirt and say mine are better
2007-08-17 09:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"why don't you put out a little more so he won't be so bitchy?"
"having a boyfriend with a nice peice sure cut down on my bitching"
"so you're the girl that has a daughter that my ex refers to as the little ****"
"my boyfriend said i would be way better looking than you, and boy was he right"
"hahaha! you're ******* him??????"
"so, does him paying to *** **** hookers cut into your household budget?"
"does he still spend 8 hours a day on the computer looking at *** porn?"
"that's funny, you don't really look retarded enough to be with him, mostly."
"that's nice you're taking a "family" vacation and he's taking time off now that you're bringing my kid home from her visit with everyone but her father."
"i'd suggest moving to the side while i plunge this phillips screwdriver into his forehead"
"my boyfriend and i will put you on the prayer list, you're gonna need lots of prayer".
"so, does he still know everything and does he act condescending towards you too?"
"you actually let him stick his little dick in you?"
2007-08-17 06:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
...sooo where is Mom? Did she really let you out on a schoolnight? You are soooo grown up!! Good girl!!
Or else you just say "Hey Bite me B..ch" (Why do you need to be witty for him?)
2007-08-17 07:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"nice to meet you" will come off phoney, id replace it with " Ive heard soooo much about you"..then do that evil grin thing and snicker~
2007-08-17 06:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by cindy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NODUM, Ask her if she wants to play with your Computer for the night. Jimmy.
2007-08-17 08:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fisticuffs, always go with fisticuffs.
DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."
2007-08-17 06:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hey *****" is always a good topic starter. Or there's "Fat penguin" for an ice breaker.
2007-08-17 06:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by mac150 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
soo ur friends with ur ex-spouse
2007-08-17 06:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sie. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Let's dump this loser and go have some fun"...
2007-08-17 07:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if you two can be sister-wives.
2007-08-17 06:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋